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Oddz and Endz


13 October 2008, 11:00 PM   #1
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JUST BITS OF WRITING, ORIGINAL OF COURSE! My First Day Of Seventh Grade: A Real Story (Written in 2007) My day started off with getting our lockers. My locker is by the door and next to a guy that smells like month old milk. At least I could make a quick escape then. And they got whole new lockers. My lock was always stuck to the door so I couldnt open it and get my books. Then I went to social studies. I had to wait like 20 minutes to get in because they homeroom couldnt get there butts out of the classroom. So i stood there forever. Finally class started and all she did was talk and talk and talk some more untill I couldnt take it anymore! Then I had spanish which the teacher kept insulting me for no reason. Then I had P.E. which was total torture. They gave us locks and we were supposed to claim a locker and get dressed for gym. So I walk in and there are no lockers left except one crawling with ants. So I had to share with my friend. Then was math which was okay except I didn't know anyone in there! Oh yeah then Lunch which took me the whole period just to get my lunch because the line was so long. Then was science which was weird. Then was filling out these slips of what people we wanted to have in our cabins when the grade goes to camp. My BFF picks another friend and I had to pick this girl who doesn't talk because she was the only one left! Then I didn't feel good and went home and that was my first day of school! I'm A Nerd: Sung To The Tune Of "I'm So Hood" SONG LYRICS: Written in Februrary 08 My Teacher She the best Who She's our idol She the best This is the remix The I'm a nerd remix I'm making a compass I'm a nerd! I wear my pants above my waste, I think that school's the coolest place I study at a quick pace I'm a nerd! And I got these braces up in my mouth If you get closer to the library then you'll know what I'm talking about I'm a nerd! If your not in chess club you can walk it out and your gonna be in doubt If you don't what I'm debating about I'm a nerd! So if you feeling me put your books up, My hood of learning can you stand up? Please Go Take A Shower: Song To The Tune Of "Please Don't Stop The Music" SONG LYRICS: Written in Februrary 08 also! :D Please go take a shower Please go take a shower Please go take a shower Please go take a shower It's getting stinky I'm making my way over to the exit I gotta get my body out of here Shake the smell away I wasn't looking for this kind of smell, no way Possible unconsiousness, yeah Who knew That you'd be up in here smelling like you do You're making staying in here, impossible Dude, I must say your stank is horrible If you can leave, go Do you know what you started? I just came here to party But now we're fainting on the dance floor, why us? Your hands around my waist I got to get of this case We're running away, as fast as we can because of your smelly face I wanna get you away Let's escape here, DJ you might want to run away I just can't accept this Hate the way you smell like this Don't keep on rockin' to it Please take a shower, please take a shower I wanna get you away Let's escape here, DJ you might want to run away I just can't accept this Hate the way you smell like this Don't keep on rockin' to it Please take a shower, please take a shower Please take a shower Dude are you seriously not smelling this? Don't you smell that stank ready to explode? What goes on here might kill us all This is so horrible Do you know what you started? I just came here to party But now we're fainting on the dance floor, why us? Your hands around my waist I got to get of this case We're running away, as fast as we can because of your smelly face I wanna get you away Let's escape here, DJ you might want to run away I just can't accept this Hate the way you smell like this Don't keep on rockin' to it Please take a shower, please take a shower I wanna get you away Let's escape here, DJ leyou might want to run away I just can't accept this Hate the way you smell like this Don't keep on rockin' to it Please take a shower, please take a shower Please take a shower Please take a shower Please take a shower Please take a shower Please take a shower Spring Break SUCKS: A Original Story Written in March 08 Today was a really crappy day. First, I had to get up really early and go to the Docter's AGAIN. I have Plantar's Warts on my right foot which are from Bacteria off of floors. And the only way to get them off is to freeze them and then slice some skin off. This is my fourth time doing this and everytime it gets more painful. So Doc comes in the room with this fizzy stuff in a cup and it was the Nitrogen used to freeze foot's. And he puts some on a cotton ball and press' it into my foot and I nearly wet my pants! IT HURT LIKE LIVING HELL! But I am a tough cookie so I didn't take that cotton ball away from him and run out of the room I just sat there for 10 minutes watching my foot turn white from the coldness. And then he slices some skin off which isn't as bad since I can't feel it since my foot is COMPLETELEY NUMB! Then I go home and log onto AIM and I have another online fight with Amanda. That slut! Me: Hey did you talk to Megan on why she was mad at me again? Amanda: Yeah and I am not gonna tell you what she said. Me: Why not? It's my bussiness! Amanda: No it's not! Steph you got to let go what Megan said to you. Me: She told me to die! How can I let that go? Amanda: Now I am mad at you Me: WHAT THE HELL DID I DO TO YOU Amanda: EVERYTHING Yeah fun huh? Then after my online fight I went to the orthodonist who by the way is a pair of jeans short of Abercrombie. So he's talking to himself about his wife while he is sticking stuff in my mouth. Now my teeth hurt since he tightened up all that crap in my mouth. And then I got home and my Brother is spazzing out over a video game and my Mom is spazzing out at me for eating her chocolate bunny. So thats my day SO GRAND! An Online Fight: Original Story Written in April 08 Alright this fight was fricking funny! I was winning by far and she was losing and kept saying the dumbest things. Not saying names. BTW this was on AIM. Me: Heyy heyy heyy Her: Hey that is my line! Me: Well i just used it, boo-hoo. Her: You better stop using that line or I will hurt you. Me: HEYY HEYY HEYY I would like to see you hurt me when I am about 3 miles away from you. Her: I can hurt you with my words. Me: Sticks and stones can break my bones but words will never hurt me. Her: Oh yah? Well your Grandma looks like a piece of shit. Me: Really? You think so? That is funny, since you have never seen her before. Her: Well your un-popular. Me: Then why do I have more friends then you? Her: I would take that back if I were you. Me: I cant really do that since I already sent it nor do I want to take it back. Her: You are gonna be sorry. Me: You think so? Her: I know so! Me: Anyway, what is the math homework? Her: Pg. Stevie is a loser Numbers Idiot, Retard and Hobo. Me: I may be a idiot, but last time I checked I wasnt special needs nor was I living on a subway. Her: If i were with you right now I would flick you off. Me: O the magic finger! Her: Yah. Me: The same magic finger you use to pick your nose! Her: I do not pick my nose! Me: Sweetie, I got a pic of you picking your nose at the last sleepover, dont try to deny it. Her: That wasnt me! Me: Ya sure? The person in the pic is wearing your pajamas then. And didnt you say those are one of a kind from New York? Her: ....................... Me: Oo I think you are holding down the period button. Her: Really, genius? Me: Yeah, like the time your period leaked through your pants and all over the guy sitting next to you. Her: I could not help that! Me: And I cant help this. And then I blocked her. I know I was a little harsh, but after all the things she has done to me, she totally deserves it! Today Was Horrid: An Original Story Written in May 08 Im SO PISSED. It started off with Kelly and Lauren making fun of me for something stupid. And my crush was nearby and he heard them blab about something that i cant even tell you that happened at a sleepover. Then I got my math test back and I totally bombed it. Which brings my grade down to a D..... Next Sarah called me some stupid ass name and I told her to shut her mouth and she told my teacher(WHAT A BABY!) and then we went in the hall and Mrs. Chistman asked "Why did you tell Sarah to 'Shut her mouth'?" and I was so pissed off at the world I just yelled "SHE SHOULD TAKE MY FRIGGIN ADVICE!" then I covered my mouth like the idiot I am and now I have detention for a week. And to top it all off, I got home and my Mom was all pissed and took some b-day presents away from me because i was a "Snotty little brat" to her when I barely said two words to her when I got home. And now I am opening up to a computer and I feel like a total moron....... When You Attack Puppies: An Original Story Written in May 08 Today I was home alone and I was minding my own business when the doorbell rang. So then I yell "FUCK YOU DOORBELL!" and go anwser it. There was a quaint little package sitting on my front porch. So then I freakout thinking "Shit now I gots a secret admirer." So I pick up the box and something is moving inside. So I scream and drop it on the couch and get a broom and start smacking the hell out of the box. Then I hear a whimper. I walk over to the box and it barks at me! So I open the box and whatd ya know a puppy is inside. Then I feel all bad because I smacked it several times. I let it out and it seems just fine so I guess I didn't severley injure it. Then I called my parents and told them and they came home and they took it to a Animal Shelter. I WANTED THE DAMN DOG. I named him TOBY! God damn parents suck WHAT TIME IS IT?? SUMMER TIME!!: An Original Story Written in June 08 Yesterday was me last day of school! So yesterday morning I put on this really cute plaid skirt and a aqua tank top and did my make-up and scarfed down a muffin. I then grabbed my empty back-pack and hopped on the bus. Mongrey, the bus-driver, drove us to school wayy too early so he wanted us to dance on the bus. So he turns on Lollipop and we all rock da bus baby. Chloe had this really fugly picture of Megan that she was gonna show Everson, Megans's boyfriend so I rushed off the bus to tell Amanda. So Chloe showed the picture to Everson while Amanda and I laughed our heads off at Megan because now her life was ruined. The day was going pretty good so far. I walked into my homeroom with Amanda and we took a ton of pictures with Melanie, Claudia, Sua, Xue, Ellie and Ashlyn. Then the '7th Grade Academic Olympics' started. The events were American History Trivia, Sudoku, Crossword Puzzle, Science Trivia and Analogies. Lame right? Anyway our homeroom beasted and we won the Olympics and we all got Popscicles. So i scarfed my orange popscicle down and then it was time to empty our lockers. I emptied a few binders, folders, a lipgloss, a ruler, some pencils, my locker mirror and locker pictures into my backpack. Then Mrs. Christman (TOTAL BITCH) made us scrub our lockers with sponges and she had to come inspect them. Bill (Locker buddy) and I flirted while she was inspecting other peoples. She got to mine and I had to start all over because there was crap in the back of my locker. So i re-did it and then we went outside for a game of kickball vs. Mrs. Lipscomb's homeroom. I sat on the bench and took pictures of everyone and played with Ellie's phone. Then we had lunch(Pizza dippers yukk) and recess(FOUR SQUARE BABE! :D) and Spanish where we played more kickball and helped Senora Sanches move her stuff. Then we had gym (MORE FOUR SQUARE :D) and then it was yearbook signing. Paul was totally checking me out during it xD 2 hours later it was time to go so i broke down because i was gonna miss everyone and i was surrounded in hugs. Then i gots on the bus again and cried some more. Then i cried some more every time someone got off. Lots of crying and kickball eh? What Could Be: A Short Original Poem Written in June 08 My tears could keep rolling And you could keep playing your game I could stay hurt And you could acutally be ashamed I could do something about it And you could be smart I could turn around And you could have a heart </3

14 October 2008, 01:39 AM   #2
Guest Poster
Wow.. Some of those are really funny!!!!

14 October 2008, 12:20 PM   #3
Guest Poster
Thanks, I'm a comedian x]]

16 October 2008, 07:57 PM   #4
Casey
Joined: 15 Jun 2008
Posts: 231
i read about half of it... short attention span...

16 October 2008, 11:23 PM   #5
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It would have been better if you picked your favorite ones and wrote them up here

16 October 2008, 11:26 PM   #6
Alivia
Joined: 10 Jul 2008
Posts: 17
Cool!!!

Thats a Great Story!!

Really Funny too
Writing is A Talent.

E61CD3

17 October 2008, 12:43 AM   #7
Guest Poster
I'm sorry, I thought that was kind of short, and those were my favorites.

I've written quite a lot yaknow?

I'll just delete this though..

17 October 2008, 05:44 PM    #8
Casey
Joined: 15 Jun 2008
Posts: 231
don't delete it! it's nice!


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