a story that is like, 100 yrs old but please look, and don't tell me i am retarded
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a story that is like, 100 yrs old but please look, and don't tell me i am retarded

12 May 2007, 11:47 PM   #1
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First Kiss
by micheal jackson dum crud, IT WAS MEEE DUUUUURRR

StarLite the magic fairy cam to a leaf and sat down by ezcazar the pixi man. She scoochied
over to him and leaned in on him and kissed his cheek as soft as an angels touch. His face
turned into a crabs leg [[ i used to think crabs legs were VERY red back then ]] She
scoochied so close he could smell the minty aroma of her breath. She smiled. "Wanna' kiss
Ezzy ku'?" He ferociously blushed like a cherry. "Y-y-y-yes'm!" Her stuttered. Then she
slightly blushed. "Don't get carried away cherry cheeks, i'm only given' ya' one! Kay?!"
She pulled out a box of chocolatays and gave him a little chocolaty kiss after unwrapping
it.  She grinned from ear to ear and hr wings beated faster. "Did you like it? WAS IT
GOOD?!" He nodded. "It was delicious!" all of a sudden he made a hole in his neck and a
white chocolate kiss came out and it was so creamy that she said they should get married
so they got married. Then he said "Omigosh lets all give people kises." so they wen tand
gave everyone kisses. Then one day they shared a kiss and their lips touched accidently
while they were sharing one of those little chocolate yummies. THUS we have evolved into
humans and since sharing a kiss with your mouth was so romantic, we did it WOTHOUT the
kisses, so give your mom a kiss of both kinds, to celebrate the first kiss that wuz ever
made. the end.

SRY IF DER WAS TYPOS!!! i just copied and pasted something i wrote on my computer back in
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time ago. I knew how
to spell its just that dinasuars and caveneighbors came over here and fcked up mah
computor :D JUST KIDDING ^-^

12 May 2007, 11:52 PM   #2
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if its confusing and weird to you then this is what a chocolate kiss is:

and this is  aromantic lip touch kiss:


15 May 2007, 06:44 AM   #3
The Founder
Joined: 27 Apr 2007
Posts: 42
Ha!  I like the way you write speech with feeling rather than being set simply on
grammatical structure, because generally, people don't speak with perfect grammar.

15 May 2007, 01:06 PM    #4
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lolz thats fur shurah

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