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29 January 2008, 04:35 AM   #1
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Read~ xD I enjoyed this so much @w@



The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby Englishwill be the
official language of the European Union rather than German,which was the other
possibility.As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that
Englishspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-inplan that
would become known as "Euro-English".In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c".
Sertainly, this will makethe sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in
favour of"k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.There
will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when thetroublesome "ph" will be
replaced with "f". This will make words likefotograf 20% shorter.In the 3rd year, publik
akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted toreach the stage where! more komplikated
changes are possible.Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have
alwaysben a deterent to akurate speling.Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the
silent "e" in the languag isdisgrasful and it should go away.By the 4th yer people wil be
reseptiv to steps such asreplasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".During ze fifz yer, ze
unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a
reil sensi bl riten styl.Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi
tuunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.Und efter ze fifz yer,
ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in zeforst plas.If zis mad you smil, pleas pas
on to oza pepl .

29 January 2008, 11:26 PM   #2
Zupa !
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lol i heard this once before XD hilarious, isnt it? they totally demolished the goal they
were going for in the first place *snigger*

29 January 2008, 11:28 PM   #3
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I know XD I liked it so much @w@ hehe, it made me work my brain a bit! o: hehe

29 January 2008, 11:31 PM   #4
Zupa !
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i feel sorry for the person who had to type all of that! lol XD

29 January 2008, 11:33 PM   #5
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xD I agree! but they made me laugh...so I'm glad they did *D*

30 January 2008, 05:08 AM   #6
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I sometimes type like that 

It's a close cousin of American English when you compare it to Standard English

30 January 2008, 11:40 PM   #7
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People nowadays type so ghetto, but when we think about it it's how we phonically speak
xD 

How are you doing? 

We don't talk like that..


how'r yah doin'?

or..


"Ma, Ah kin buy one fer two dollahs"

Mom, I can buy one for two dollars.

XD yum, English

5 February 2008, 11:34 PM   #8
Pupa !
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Lol. I laugh because I couldn't understand half of that! :D

5 February 2008, 11:44 PM   #9
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haha! XD that's a good reason to laugh

5 February 2008, 11:56 PM    #10
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*stares*
That completely reverses everything they were aiming for!! It makes everything more
DIFFICULT!!
Oops, I mean to say "difikult", yes?
Let us tri tu tak lik zat. It is veri komplikated. Vat???

This is my brain: (going veeeeeeeeery sloooooooooooowly) Ka-CHUNK. Ka-CHUNK. Ka-CHUNK>
*sees Euro-English* *starts going backwards* CHUNK-ka. CHUNK-ka. CHUNK-ka.



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