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My Twilight FanFiction-Days Of Notes WIth The Cullens


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11 December 2008, 02:02 AM   #1
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Okay, well her's my hilarious fanfiction. tell me wut you think.

Bold: Bella
Italics: Edward
Underline: Alice
Bold Italic: Emmett
Bold Underline: Japser
Bold Italic Underline: Rosalie



Wow, I was so bored. I mean, how many times can one endure the torture of 1500's
literature? Not the books, those were good. But the lessons are completely insane.

I was just about to finish my doodle and start a new one when a folded piece of paper hit
my elbow.

I opened it up and read the note writen there.

Doodleing again?

Yes, I am so bored.

Well, I can understand. This class is very boring.[/i]

Excedingly.

Yeah, and it's only the first day. And isn't it weird that all six of us are in the
same class?

I couldn't care less. Isn't it a good thing?

Rose, be nice.

Just making a point.

Doodlecakes....

What?

I want doodlecakes.

What's a doodlecake?

I don't know. I'm being random.

Well, it's not like we can eat anything anyway.

Well, nothing but our smexy lovers.

That's disturbing.

Don't say it's not true.

Smexy?

What? Am I not smexy?

No, you are. it's just a strange word.

Random, remember?

Right now, he's probably slow dancing with some beach blonde tramp and she's probaly
getting frisky...

Right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot
whiskey...

Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick showing her how to shoot a
combo....

Emmett, you know this song?

Heck yeah! You don't?

I do.

Bella, he said I do! He has to finish the verse! And kiss you!

*Sigh* Fine. And he don't know.....

That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive....

Carved my name into his leather seats....

I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights....

Slashed a whole in all four tires....

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats....

That was weird.

It was. But it was fun.

Was it?

Alice, what was with the kiss thing?

A rule of note passing.

Since when?

Since I just made it.

Okay then...

Hey Eddie-poo?

Emmett why did you just call me that?

I'm bored.

Oh, well what did you want? And don't call me that again.

I already told you. I'm bored.

Well, here's something to think about. Have you noticed that he sways when he talks?
Like, all the time?

Who?

You.

Eddie-poo? No he doesn't.

Stop calling me that!

Why? It's funny Eddie-poo.

She's right. It is.

Smexy Eddie-poo. I like it.

That's disturbing, Bella.

I agree.

Me too.

I think it cute. She's got a nick-name for him now.

Thank you Alice.

Yes, thank you, Alice. Buty how did we get from the topic of me swaying to me being
smexy?

A) Because you are. And B), who said we were done with that topic yet?

But Eddie-poo doesn't sway.

I know.

Then why did you say he did?

Sarcasium.

The Queen of it since she got changed.

Thank you Rosalie.

Whatever.

Okay, but who were you you talking about, love?

You havn't noticed? Look up front.

You mean Mr. Valouciour?

Doi. It's so funny too. Sometimes, he even starts bouncing.

Like now for instance?

Exactly. You mean to tell me you guys never noticed? I live with a bunch of blind
vampires! Go figure!

We've taken this class too many times. You stop noticing what the teacher does after a
few years.

Whatever you say Eddie-poo.

I really wish you wouldn't call me that.

But it's fun! And it's your nickname!

*Sigh* Why was I cursed with this name?

Because you were. So get over it.

The bell rang ending our day of not passing. It had been fun.

11 December 2008, 02:47 AM   #2
Joined: 12 Jul 2008
Posts: 229
 Lol, I love it!! So Funny!

Write some more pleezes..       

11 December 2008, 09:15 PM   #3
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i already ahve like, 3 more chapters done.

11 December 2008, 09:49 PM   #4
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DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING!


Bold: Bella
Italics: Edward
Underline: Alice
Bold Italics: Emmett
Bold Underline: Jasper
Bold Italic Underline: Rosalie
CAPS LOCK: ALEX

Day 2

He moved to Edgar Allen Poe’s work after one day? What a weird teacher…

Weren’t we JUST doing 1500’s lit. yesterday?

That’s what I thought we’d being doing again today. But I read him mind before
class just to check.

POE IS IMMORTAL

Power to the words, sister dearest.

FIGHT THE POWER POE!

We’re reading the Black Cat again? They do the same one every year.

I love this one. It’s about a kitty!

That gets its eye gouged out by its own master.

WHAT?!?!?!?! *tear*

Thanks soooo much Bella.

Bella, apologize before he breaks the desk!

OH GOD! I’m SORRY EMMETT! *Hugglez*

Yay! I’m a little teapot pot short and stout.

HERE IS MY HANDLE AND HERE IS MY SPOUT

When I get all steamed up I will shout

Tip me over and pour me out!

You are all retards.

But we are retards who have fun!

I second that motion!

Motion moved!

Still retards.

Rose, be nice. *pout* you’re killing our fun.

She’s just mad she didn’t get to sing with us. Killjoy!

Smexy Edward?

*Sigh* Yes, Bella?

CAN WE HAVE SEX TONIGHT?

You can! I foresee it!

Yay! Let’s go home RIGHT NOW.

We can’t.

Damn it! And I’m such a good cock-tease too.

O.o That’s…….sexy.

Success!

Can we move on? I’m getting turned on….

Yeah, this is disturbing.

This is fun.

ALEX: YOU”RE ALL FREAKS!

GO AWAY ALEX! IF YOU DO I”LL KISS YOU!

ALEX: *LEAVES*

……You’re not REALLY going to kiss him, are you?

SOMEONE’S JEALOUS

Maybe I will, MAYBE I won’t. What are you going to do to keep me yours,
Eddie-poo???

Good God.

YOU’RE COMING UP WITH REASONS.

GOOD GOD, YOU’RE DRAGGING IT OUT.

GOOD GOD IT’S THE CHANGING OF THE SEASONS. 

IT FEELS SO RIGHT, SO FOLLOW ME HOME

AND JUST FAKE IT

BLAH BLAH BLAH

YEAH JUST FAKE IT

WOAH OHOOH YOU’RE SUCH A FUCKING HIPOCRITE

YES! WE ROCK!

HELL YEAH!

……PAIN………

Aw, my poor Jaspy-waspy. He was in pain all throughout our awesome movie.

DO YOU WANT A HUG JASPER???

….PAIN……

…………………………………….This is wrong.

On sooo many levels.

So true. *kiss Jasper*

……..*smiles*

Can we get on?

I’m so left out! The Teddy Bear is not supposed to be left out! *tear*

I’M SORRY EMMETT! *HUGGLEZ*

The bell rang then. Until tomorrow……

12 December 2008, 12:21 PM   #5
Joined: 6 Nov 2008
Posts: 20
wow..that's hilarious!

12 December 2008, 10:08 PM   #6
Joined: 12 Jul 2008
Posts: 229
Omg! That is so freakin funneh!!!!!!

15 December 2008, 11:42 PM   #7
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thnx a lot. i get reviews on fanfiction.net too

23 December 2008, 01:57 AM    #8
Joined: 6 Nov 2008
Posts: 20
oohh what's your fanfic account then?! I wanna read ur stories!


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