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6 December 2007, 04:37 AM   #1
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so ima like put it on here as i go along o-o first part may be tomorrow


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6 December 2007, 05:15 AM   #2
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Last edited by donut107, 7 December 2007
“RWARR RWARR” yells the crowd of Murlocs

“Today is a proud day for murlocs of the Rwarr tribe we like got some fish woot!everyone
give thanks to Telker our Adventurer!” exclaimed Chieftain Gurloc

“OMFG LIKE NFW IMPOSIBBLE N00BS TELKER CAN’T CATCH THE SHIZ!!!1one/”

“um someone kill him o-o”

At this moment the Murlocs were attacked by uh EBIL MOSQUITOS yeah and uh oversized wolves
yeah. 

“OMG don’t panic they’re just mosquitos its not like they’re all female.”

As it turned out they all were female (like wtf wheres all the males?)

“O SH- THEY’RE ALL FEMALE GAHHH PANIC EVERYONE INTO THE WATER actually on second
thought…. Use ur uh extremely ebil weapons!”

“Ebil weapons?!?!?! Where do we get these Ebil weapons?” asked Chief Gurloc 

“uh IN THE WOLVES STOMACHS! yeah uh wait im the only lvl 70 here?!?! Wtf peoples don’t
you ever Grind?!?!” Telker says.

“wtf why would we grind grinding is fo the n00bs…” says half the crowd.

“wait didn’t we have set grinding sessions?!?!”says the other half.

“no we did not!!!” 

At this time the chieftan had grown Ill with err malaria yeah and he was like bein eaten
by wolves.

“MOFO’S I TOLD U TO SAVE THE CHIEFTAN SQUAD 34821748164662”

“why should we?!?!”

(lol I feel like interrupting here um INTERMISSION!) Three of the days l8tor

“We must Quest for the holy um holy….uh holy…I know the Holey Block for it contains
um Ebil malaria banishing Sh-.” Says Telker in front of the tribe.

“lol fine we will have 6 warriors, 20 priests, 13 rogues, 7 mages, and 2 shamans lvl to
70 to go wit u to the supar ebil scary cave of onyxia past goldshire through the caverns
of time into the pits of ebil alien creatures and through the outlands to the Black temple
so u can get us some blades of illidian.” 

“why would u guys wan’t blades of illidian?”

“they give u +210 haste why shouldn’t we want them :D”

(lawl 1 week l8tor the 6 warriors, 20 priests,13 rogues, 7 mages, and 2 shamans make it to
lvl 70)

“ok”telker said “first thing to do is get some epic gear lets see 3 of the warriors
will be tanks and we need 5 shadow priest.”

“ what about fury warriors? Huh huh can there be fury warriors?!?!”

“yes yes there can be fury warriors”

(after about an hour of traveling the Raid group of Murlocs reach goldshire)

“lawl look its n00by goldshire” says one the the tanks

“watch out for the guard I hear they’re lvl 65 each” says telker

“65 each! That shall be nothing for us lvl 70’s!”says one of the rogues

Soon after our heroes are attacked by many guards…

To be continued  in a while because im kinda sleepy…and lazy…and bored….


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6 December 2007, 05:15 AM   #3
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Ooh! :D

Is it gonna be a story by you or something? ^_^
I can't wait to see it~ :3
9829;Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the
impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me... Anything can happen,
child. Anything can be. - Shel Silverstein ♥

6 December 2007, 05:34 AM   #4
Tobe
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yes it shall be a story by me i'll have the rest up tomorrow afternoon uh pacific U.S. &
Canadian time :D


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6 December 2007, 05:56 AM   #5
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Omigosh. XD
Is this like, a game story? XD You're insane... it's funny. 8D;

Okay, see you then! :D
Good night. ^^
9829;Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the
impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me... Anything can happen,
child. Anything can be. - Shel Silverstein ♥

6 December 2007, 03:44 PM   #6
Tobe
Joined: 1 Nov 2007
Posts: 124
yesh its a game story have the rest up in a few hours because of school T-T


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7 December 2007, 05:03 AM   #7
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“OMG U FREAKIN N00BY ROGUE I TOLD U NOT TO RUSH INTO THEM NOW GO FIND YOUR DAMN
BODY!”Yelled Telker

“well sorry im a rogue its my first intention to run into battle with no idea what the
hell im doing.” Said the rogue whose name was Troutser 

“bleg lets just go get our bodys and use some strategy this time!”

After a while of running around as ghosts the Raid Group of murlocs devised a strategy and
killed the guards by using a bomb called “The Bigger one” 

“lol I still can’t believe we called that “The Bigger One” twas a big bomb
though” said one of the engineer profesioners that built the bomb. 

“yeah it was a big wasn’t it but no more stuffs time to get to onyxias lair next to uh
well lets just cut through darkshire.” Said telker

“but theres no way to onyxia’s lair through darkshire…” interrupted one of the
priests

“yeah there is the Portal guarded by that dragon um olyx or sumtin.”

“ok so to fight olyx it is o-o” 

As our um heros I suppose are walking to The Portal guarded by um olyx or sumtin they are
attacked by erm ZOMBIES and erm MORE ZOMBIES and erm WEIRD WOLF HUMANOID THINGYS!

“Well we’re here wheres the big thingymabober peoplez call a dragon” said a shaman
named Shaamy

“im right here” said the Olyx or maybe it was tom I don’t remember

“GAHHHHH!”

To be continued


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7 December 2007, 05:04 AM   #8
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lol it was small but i kept getting distracted


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7 December 2007, 08:29 AM   #9
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“OMG U FREAKIN N00BY ROGUE I TOLD U NOT TO RUSH INTO THEM NOW GO FIND YOUR DAMN
BODY!”Yelled Telker

As our um heros I suppose are walking to The Portal guarded by um olyx or sumtin they
are
attacked by erm ZOMBIES and erm MORE ZOMBIES and erm WEIRD WOLF HUMANOID THINGYS!

-dies laughing-
9829;Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the
impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me... Anything can happen,
child. Anything can be. - Shel Silverstein ♥

7 December 2007, 10:31 PM   #10
Tobe
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Posts: 124
OMG NOOOO *gives cpr*


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8 December 2007, 03:13 AM   #11
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(omg yey FRIDAY *_*)

Haha yes! XD That's what you get for writing a funny story. >:3
-is dead- :D
9829;Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the
impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me... Anything can happen,
child. Anything can be. - Shel Silverstein ♥

8 December 2007, 03:54 AM   #12
Tobe
Joined: 1 Nov 2007
Posts: 124
noooo o wellz wheres a Holy priest when u needz one -_-


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10 December 2007, 09:10 PM   #13
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i have no clue lol

11 December 2007, 01:45 AM   #14
Tobe
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I won't be updateing today had to much homework plus im just lazy -_-


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12 December 2007, 12:32 AM    #15
Tobe
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to much homework again T_T


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