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CUMMING BREAKING NEWS


4 June 2007, 08:05 PM   #1
The Founder
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 17
Last edited by Cumming, 7 June 2007
 “PIMP GIVES HIS HO A BITCH SLAP & LAUGHS”

CUMMING BITCH SLAP, NEWSFLASH….,


PIMP GIVES HIS HO A BITCH SLAP & LAUGHS
HIS HO IMMEDIATELY PULLS A 357 MAGMUM…..,
AND SHOOTS THE BASTARD ON THE SPOT…..,
WHERE IT REALLY HURTS…..! ! !

PIMP RECOVERS AS A GELDING……, ,
AND WINS THE PRESIDENCY….! ! !

(HEY, YOU NEVER KNOW….! ! !)


..........................Breaking news, Chicago:

An emergency vehicle was summoned….,
Through a 911 call this morning……,
For a habitual vegetating TV watcher….,
Who is now at the ICU in stable condition….! ! !
It seems while viewing Jerry Springer….,
She got so hot and horny, and tried having sex….,
Turned the wrong way and fell……,
And with no one there to help her……,
She found herself stuck on the floor…..,
And was unable to reach for the phone…..,
For a five or six hours….,
After never even climaxing….,
While in terrible pain, she finally was able….,
To wiggle just enough to make the call…..,
And get rushed to the hospital…..! ! !

JUDGE SAYS, “DR. DEATH WILL GET LIFE”….! ! ! 

(Dateline, JUSTICE IN AMERICA….! ! ! !)

The liberal trial judge cautioned Kervorkian….,
That if he attempts assisted suicide again…..,
He will get a life sentence……,
The judge continued to say……,
That suicide should be discretely completed…..,
When someone is all by themselves……,
Unless they become a towel head jihadist…..,
And want to play the ‘paradise lottery’…..,
For 72 virgins with a car bomb…..! ! ! !

Urgent notice…….,

No hookers will be allowed……,
On Cumming without……,
Workmans comp insurance…..,
And they must show their……,
Validated certificate……,
Before being entered……,
I mean, before entering the site….! ! !
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4 June 2007, 08:06 PM   #2
Guest Poster
Last edited by Cumming, 4 June 2007
never will happen


CUMMING: IT MIGHT OF

17 June 2007, 09:43 AM   #3
Joined: 31 May 2007
Posts: 10
um kool
not really wat they did but still
-bella-

27 June 2007, 02:19 AM    #4
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 6
that is so not right


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