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19 May 2012, 12:01 PM   #1
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Harry Potter isn't everything; but it's right up there with oxygen.
'After all this time?' 
'Always', said Snape.

5 September 2012, 09:01 PM   #2
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Posts: 106
I know!!!!!!! Wait...... If Harry isn't everything, does that mean Draco can be?

6 September 2012, 05:48 AM   #3
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Sure thing. Someone posted on Memecenter: "I'm glad Harry didn't have another kid. It
would've been called Dobby George's Ear."

6 September 2012, 08:03 PM   #4
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I love that!!!! But I heard it would have been called Remus Dobby or Nymphadora Narcissa
(for saving Harry's life)

7 September 2012, 05:48 AM   #5
Potter obsessed
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I saw this adorable post. It had Mrs Weasley hugging Harry and a picture of Fred. It
said: "Dear Mrs Weasley: I will look over Fred like you have been looking over my son all
these years.- Lily"

7 September 2012, 08:43 PM   #6
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I almost started crying all over again looking at your post Killer Queen

7 September 2012, 08:45 PM   #7
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Things I'm not allowed to do at Hogwarts.

1) Seamus Finnigan is not after me lucky charms

2) I do not weigh the same as a duck. Nor should I try to act like one.

3) "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

4) I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.

5) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class

6) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss

7) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda

 Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar

9) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy

10) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"

11) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches

13) The Giant Squid is not an approriate date to the Yule Ball

14) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and
shout "To the Bat Moblie, Robin!"

15) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark
Mark on his arm.

16) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from
Gryffindor

17) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental

1 I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny. Even if he is wearing
an orange anorak

19) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends"

20) I will ont dress up in a Dementor's suit and use a dustbuster on Harry's lips to make
him do what I want.

21) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

22) I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the
power!"

23) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights who say Ni have challenged him to a duel
and then have students yell "Ni!" from various directions.

24) I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance
when I enter a classroom

25) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" everytime I apparate.

26) I will not steal Griffyndor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the
hallway.

27) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.

2 "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.

29) I am not allowed to begin Herbology class by singing the theme song to "Attack of the
Killer Tomatoes"

30) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.

31) The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife

32) "Draco Malfoy, Take it up the Arse" is not an acceptable quidditch chant.

34) I am not Allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see if hot gay
sex will occur.

34) It is a mad idea to tell Professor McGonagall that she takes herself too seriously

35) "Ya'll check this crap out!" is not an appropriate way to announce that I am about to
conduct an experimental spell.

36) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.

37) I will not offer to pose nude for Collin Creevy.

3 I am no longer allowed to use the words "pimp cane" in front of Draco Malfoy.

39) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing
anything from The Phantom of the Opera.

40) Dumbledore does not have "nakie time".

8 September 2012, 04:58 AM   #8
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Joined: 28 Mar 2012
Posts: 60
xD Love it.
'After all this time?' 
'Always', said Snape.

8 September 2012, 03:33 PM   #9
Joined: 1 Sep 2012
Posts: 106
I know right! They make me smile so much!

9 September 2012, 03:16 AM   #10
The Founder
Joined: 28 Mar 2012
Posts: 60
No matter how good my Australian accent is, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of
Magical Creatures.
'After all this time?' 
'Always', said Snape.

11 September 2012, 08:11 PM   #11
Joined: 1 Sep 2012
Posts: 106
No matter how good my British accent is, I will not speak in lines from Harry Potter
whenever I am asked a question.

12 September 2012, 02:15 AM   #12
Potter obsessed
Joined: 14 Apr 2012
Posts: 102
I shall not tease the Hufflepuffs about being covered in bees because they wear black and
yellow.

12 September 2012, 08:08 PM   #13
Joined: 1 Sep 2012
Posts: 106
(I shall) No matter how much I want to be in Slytherin, I am not able to be in two houses
(I was formally sorted into Ravenclaw by Pottermore)

13 September 2012, 05:20 AM   #14
Potter obsessed
Joined: 14 Apr 2012
Posts: 102
I don't know any more! >.> Have you seen any of AVPM?

13 September 2012, 07:59 PM    #15
Joined: 1 Sep 2012
Posts: 106
What's that?

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