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16 April 2012, 02:49 AM   #1
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Whenever the sun goes in, scream ''DEMENTORS!" and run to get chocolate
When you come across a brick wall, tap the bricks randomly and say you're trying to get
to
Diagon Alley 
When at the train station, run into the brick wall between platforms 9 & 10 screaming
"HOGWARTS EXPRESS, HERE I COME!"
Whenever you see an old man with a white beard, shriek "Dumbledore's alive!"
Whenever someone answers a quiz show question correctly, say "Ten points to Gryffindor!"
Deface all the celebrities in magazines with a lightning bolt scar and glasses
Help your mum do the washing and when she hands you a sock, squeal ''Master has given
Dobby a sock! Dobby is free!'' and run away
Look into the toilet saying you're looking for Myrtle
Label anything made by HP the """" That lived" 
Good luck trolling, and post any suggestions!
'After all this time?' 
'Always', said Snape.

16 April 2012, 04:26 AM   #2
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Flippen awesome! I will do that stuff. ME and a friend plan to write "Dumble" on post-its
and put them on every door on campus.

16 April 2012, 04:48 AM   #3
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That's a great idea  I put 2 signs saying "Room of Requirement" and "Chamber of
Secrets" on my bathroom door, and above the toilet I wrote ''Entrance to the Ministry of
Magic". I might put "Gryffin" and "Dumble" on my parent's door...
'After all this time?' 
'Always', said Snape.

16 April 2012, 05:23 AM   #4
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Awesome, I bought a huge book of HP posters but I don't have my own room, if my parents
and I ever get a 2 bed 2 bath apartment again I'll have my own room and bathroom, I'll
plaster my room with HP stuff and posters(I really love decorating but I have no space and
no posters of my favorite bands or good pics of friends) and I'll start collecting hair
dyes to display in my bathroom for convienent use, and write stuff. Ahh, I am a dreamer. I
want some Ravenclaw stuffs too.

16 April 2012, 05:28 AM   #5
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OHHEMGEEEE
http://www.wbshop.com/product/code/1000298430.do?promo=sliderHPWIZARDShp

I don't know if I've ever wanted something so much^^

16 April 2012, 08:19 AM   #6
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I don't have any HP posters :'( I'll have to try and get some.

17 April 2012, 02:32 AM   #7
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Tommorrow, I'm bringing my wand to school and my friend is bringing her lightsaber, In
the middle of history she's going to stand up with the lightsaber and say she's a Sith
lord, then I'll take out my wand and yell "Avada Kedavra!"

17 April 2012, 04:16 AM   #8
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Joined: 28 Mar 2012
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Hope it goes well  I read on Tumblr that this girl was in college, and she was in class
one day. She texted her boyfriend saying 'Help me, I'm bored.' Not fiver minutes later,
boyfriend runs up the aisle screaming 'Troll! Troll in the dungeons! Just thought you
ought to know', then collapsed. If I was his boyfriend I would be like "Marry me now'. How
did you get a wand? I'm stuck using this plastic one from a magic kit.
'After all this time?' 
'Always', said Snape.

17 April 2012, 04:42 AM   #9
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Thaks  Lol that's hillarious, my friend wants to do that at the end of the year, then
I'll yell "Hermionee! She doesn't know!" and whip out my wand. I got it in "The
Wandmaker's Guidebook" It's a polished oak "apprentice wand" with an unscrewable handle to
put the powers in. I put in a red feather, some black sand, and crystals. It's fun 

18 April 2012, 01:02 AM   #10
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Joined: 28 Mar 2012
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That sounds awesome! XD that will be hilarious! We have a girl in our class called
Nikhita and every time the teacher asked a question, she would put her hand up and answer
in a really show-off way. So I called her Hermione (in my head) and whispered 'ten points
to Gryffindor' every time she answered. We''re friends now, and I still haven't told her.
'After all this time?' 
'Always', said Snape.

18 April 2012, 01:06 AM   #11
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Lol, awesome. I forgot my wand though, my stupid filthy muggle neighbors were up all
night talking, so I was really groggy and disorientated when I had to wake up early this
morning. I'll bring it tommorrow.

18 April 2012, 03:01 AM    #12
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Joined: 28 Mar 2012
Posts: 60
Typical muggles. They really have no idea.
'After all this time?' 
'Always', said Snape.



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