Wednesday, 30 May 2012
09:40:26 PM (GMT)
For all those who havent heard the weird stuff goin on recently in the lovely state
5/16: McArthur High School HazMat situation: Students and teachers decontaminated
after breaking out in rash.
5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport.
5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester.
5/23: I-285 re-opens after HazMat incident.
5/23: Man bites cousin's nose off.
5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash.
5/25: HazMat called after kids exposed to pesticide on bus: HazMat and EMS respond to
Lake County, FL school.
5/25: Disoriented passenger subdued on flight in Miami.
5/26: Naked man allegedly eating victim's face, shot and killed by Miami Police.
5/26: Florida doctor spits blood at highway patrolmen after DUI arrest.
5/27: Georgia contractor bites Lowes employees, resists arrest.
5/29: Man repeatedly stabs himself and throws intestines on officers.
5/30: Man goes crazy at the local 7-11 in Cocoa Beach.
Well. Fuck. The zombies are coming. Get your survival gear and GTFO