Saturday, 3 December 2011
12:14:25 PM (GMT)
What's your name?
No, really, what's your REAL name?
What are your nicknames?
Tiff, Tiffy, Taffy, Jiffy, Tiffachu, nugget, etc.
What's the name your mom/dad/guardian calls you when s/he's pissed?
What name does your love call you? (Yes, your hand counts as a lover.)
Tiffbunny, lovebunny, cuddlebunny, tiffachu, babe, sexy mama cita, etc.
What's the name you wish you had?
What's a name you're glad you don't have?
How old are you?
How old are you in dog years?
15 x 7 = 105?
UUH, I DUNNO.
How old are you if you were on the moon?
That was a trick question, did you know that?
What's something you love about the Earth?
What's something you love about yourself?
My feet, hip bones, eyes, and ears.
What's something you love about your genitalia?
What's something you love about me?
Well I love everything about the person I stole this from.
If you could be anything, what would you be?
If you could eat anything, what would you eat?
If you could say anything to the Pope, what would you say?
I'd just troll.
If you could say anything to God, what would you say?
I have no idea.
If you could fly, where would you go?
Canada, California, Amsterdam.
If you could swim, what would you see?
I dun like to swim.
If you could read, would you be doing this survey?
If you can read, did you realize the mindfuck you just answered?
If you are George, why do you write surveys to kill Jasper's social life?
...? <-- what she said.
If you are someone else, why are you killing your social life?
I have a great social life, thank you very much.
Why are you on Kupika?
Because I can be.
Don't you have something better to do?
I will later, I only get on here when I don't.
How often do you wank?
ALL DAY, EURDAY.
Didn't expect that question, did you?
Actually, I did.