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Thursday, 21 July 2011
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ɯoɯ ɹnoʎ ʞɔnℲ - ǝɹpɐɯ nʇ ɐ ǝpoɾ
ʇıɥs ǝʞıl llǝɯs noʎ - ɐpɹǝıɯ ɐ sǝlǝnɥ
ssɐ ɹnoʎ dn ʞɔıʇs ɐ ǝʌoɥs - olnɔ lǝ ɹod olɐd un ǝʇǝʇǝɯ
sǝɥɔʇıq puɐsnoɥʇ ɟo uos - sɐʇnd lıɯ ǝp oɾıɥ
ssɐ ʎɯ ssıʞ - olnɔ lǝ ǝɯɐsǝq
(„ʞɔnl pɐq ǝʌɐɥ ǝʌ,ı 'ʇıɥs„ ǝʞıl ƃuıɥʇǝɯos suɐǝɯ)
¡ʞlıɯ ǝɥʇ uı ʇıɥs I - ¡ǝɥɔǝl ɐl uǝ oƃɐɔ ǝɯ
(sɹǝɟɐʍ uoıunɯɯoɔ ǝɥʇ uı ʇıɥs I :ʎlɐɹǝʇıl) ¡ʇı uɯɐp
ƃuıʞɔnℲ - ɐıʇsoɥ ɐl uǝ oƃɐɔ ǝɯ
ɹǝsɐǝʇʞɔoɔ - sɐllodɐʇuǝılɐɔ
(„ɥɔʇıq ɐ ɟo uos„ suɐǝɯ) ʎʞɔnlu∩ - opɐıɔɐɹƃsǝp
uʍolϽ - osɐʎɐԀ
pɹɐʇsɐq ƃuıʞɔnɟ - uoɹqɐϽ
noʎ ɟɟo ʞɔnɟ - olnɔ ɹod uǝp ǝʇ ǝnb
noʎ ʞɔnɟ - uɐpoɾ ǝʇ ǝnb
pıdnʇS - snuuıԀ 'ɐɹɹoɥϽ
noʎ ɹǝʌo ʇıɥs I - ıʇ uǝ oƃɐɔ ǝW
ʞɔnɟ oʇ - ɹɐƃuıɥɔ 'ɹǝpoɾ 'ɹɐlloɟ
ɹǝʞɔnɟɹǝɥʇoɯ 'ɥɔʇıq ɐ ɟo uos - ɐʇnd ǝp oɾıɥ
lɹıƃ ʎʇɹıp 'xoɟ - ɐɹɹɐnƃ 'ɐɹɹoz
ɥɔʇıq 'ǝɹoɥʍ - ɐʇnd
ʞɔns nʇ - ɹɐdnɥɔ
ʇı ʞɔnS - ɐlǝɯɐdnɥϽ
ʞɔıp ʎɯ ʞɔnS - ɐllod ɐl ǝɯɐdnɥϽ
ʇıɥs oʇ - ɹɐñıɾ 'ɹɐƃɐɔ
ʇıɥS - ɐpɹǝıW
ɹıɐɥ ɔıqnԀ - oñoɔ/soʌǝnɥ sol ǝp solǝd
ʎssnԀ - ıɥɔıɥϽ
ʇunɔ - ɐɾɐɹ 'oɥɔoɥɔ 'oñoϽ
sllɐqƃıq - sozɐuoɾoϽ
sƃƃǝ 'sllɐq - soʌǝnɥ 'sɐʇolǝd 'sǝuoɾoɔ
ʞɔıp ǝlʇʇıl - ɐʇɹoɔɐɥɔıԀ
ǝloɥssɐ 'pɐǝɥʞɔıp - sɐllodoʇuoʇ 'sɐllodılıƃ
ʞɔıp - ǝʇodıɔ 'ɐƃɹǝʌ 'oqɐɹ 'oqɐu 'ɐlloԀ
pɹɐʇsɐq ƃuıʞɔnℲ - uoɹqɐϽ
pɹɐʇsɐq - opɹɐʇsɐq
ɥɔʇıq ʎɐƃ - oɹǝdɐɥɔ
ʎɐƃ ǝlʇʇıL - ɐʇınbıɹɐɯ
ʇoƃƃɐɟ 'ʎɐƃ ƃıq 'ʎɐƃ - ozɐuoɔıɹɐɯ 'uóɔıɹɐɯ 'ɐɔıɹɐW
:ɥsıuɐds uı ɹɐǝʍs oʇ ʍoɥ ;ɥsıuɐdS
spɹoʍ ʇsoɯ ɟo ƃuıuɐǝɯ ǝɥʇ ʍouʞ ʇ,usǝop ǝɥ uıɐƃɐ uǝɥʇ ʇnq -
„ɹɐǝɟ„ pɹoʍ ǝɥʇ ɟo ƃuıuɐǝɯ ǝɥʇ ʍouʞ ʇ,usǝop ǝH
 
˙ƃuıɥʇoN ǝɹ,ʎǝɥ⊥ 'ǝsɐɔ ɹnoʎ uI ˙ƃuıɥʇʎɹǝʌǝ ʇ,uǝɹɐ
suıɐɹq  :sʇlınsuI

:ʇı sǝʞıl ǝuoʎuɐ ɟı ǝǝs puɐ llɐʍ ɹnoʎ uo sıɥʇ ʇsod sıɥʇ
pɐǝɹ uɐɔ noʎ ɟI 


yo mamma:


Yo momma's so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!


Yo momma's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no
professionals."

Yo momma's so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo momma's so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and
her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo momma's so ugly they push her face into dough to make cookies.

Yo momma's so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

Yo momma's so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

Yo momma's so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it
around her neck

Yo momma's so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

Yo momma's so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence
cameras

Yo momma's so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

Yo momma's so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play
with her.

Yo momma's so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Damn, is
it Halloween already?"

Yo momma's so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Yo momma's so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.

Yo momma's so ugly she made an onion cry.

Yo momma's so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a
quote!

Yo momma's so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!


Yo momma's so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!

Yo momma's so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

Yo momma's so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!

Yo momma's so ugly the NHL banned her for life

Yo momma's so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints

Yo momma's so ugly people go as her for Halloween.

Yo momma's so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury
her.

Yo momma's so ugly she scares the roaches away.

Yo momma's so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

Yo momma's so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't
have to kiss her goodbye.


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