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I Wrote This Song When I Was HighCategory: Read At Your Own Risk
Saturday, 2 April 2011
02:34:17 PM (GMT)
Last night I fell asleep
listening to my iPod and almost
strangeled myself with the cord.
Maybe death would've been at least
entertaining, cuz
I'm so fucking bored. 

I miss the way you laugh, it
always was a metallic sound.
Why does kissing give us nosebleeds,
your silver blood splashing on the ground?

So now I'm gonna 
melt into the ocean, as I
wave good bye.
Falling backwards, as I
close my eyes.

Dear Diary,
my boyfriend used to be so cool.
But then he started getting
blazed up every day,
and I never saw him at school.
We used to kiss at night
at public beaches, on the sand.
But then he left me, for
a boy in an Indie band.
Dear Diary, do you even understand,
what I am telling you?
My boyfriend went gay.

All my emotions are taking over the world,
or at least taking over my brain,
and between my violence and your
verbal dyslexia, 
I think I'm going insane.

The guy that lives
under Lauren's bed
sent me a message on FaceBook 
and he said
to meet him at Abercrombie and Fitch
for the
zombie apocalypse.

Dear Diary,
this song is stuck in my head,
and I can't find the remote.
But I don't even have a tv,
so why do I need a remote?

Dear Diary,
my ex 
sent me a text.
And he
called me a bitch.
But I don't care
cuz he's literally gay
and he works at Abercrombie and Fitch.

Maybe if I actually shopped there
I could get a discount
for being the only one there
without ugly hair.

People think all Nebraka has is corn,
but it also has gays and inbreds.

This song is spiralling downward,
(like America's economy)
if you haven't noticed,
I'm not even bothering to 
rhyme anymore.

I'm going to go inject something into my face
to make fireworks behind my eyeballs.
Because rainbows look the best when they drip down
your face and I lick them off!


I'm not pregnant
no I'm really not
cuz my boyfriend went gay!
So he's not gonna fuck me
now is he!
So I'm not gonna get pregnant
with AIDS! 
Don't make AIDS jokes!
It's a serious disease!
W00t WOOt


Last edited: 16 November 2011

‹uninviting› shouts:   2 April 2011   209844  
‹✖[[AntisocialButterfly]]✖› says:   2 April 2011   299170  
This is the funniest thing that's ever been barfed out of my mind. 
‹uninviting› says:   2 April 2011   768287  
‹✖[[AntisocialButterfly]]✖› says:   2 April 2011   314960  
Here's a joke: What's brown and sticky?


A stick.
‹uninviting› shouts:   2 April 2011   483261  
‹✖[[AntisocialButterfly]]✖› says:   2 April 2011   668002  
I told that joke about 232,232,452,342.5 times last night. 
Because I was high o_o 
‹uninviting› says:   2 April 2011   983146  
Lol, you're a riot 
‹✖[[AntisocialButterfly]]✖› says:   2 April 2011   198169  
Yup. And I'm often unconscious yet still talking. 
‹uninviting› says:   2 April 2011   690455  
Lol. Living in a world you know you can't have? 
‹✖[[AntisocialButterfly]]✖› says:   2 April 2011   997272  
I could eat the world, starting with Dahvie Vanity. 
Wait what? 
‹uninviting› says:   2 April 2011   339313  
  I imagine a world that will never be real.
‹✖[[AntisocialButterfly]]✖› says:   2 April 2011   198885  
I imagine that the world inside my head shall some day meet reality
and unicorns and zombies will light live butterflies on fire for the
celebration of Justin Beiver's death which will be a nation holiday to
forever remember the end of the reign of terror of horribly music.
‹uninviting› shouts:   2 April 2011   752902  
‹✖[[AntisocialButterfly]]✖› says:   2 April 2011   692932  
*rolls on floor like a drugged up cat*
O__O ???? 
‹uninviting› says:   2 April 2011   344520  
*Heart bursts from too much laughing*
‹✖[[AntisocialButterfly]]✖› says:   2 April 2011   403584  
*pokes you*


*with a sticky stick* 
‹uninviting› says:   2 April 2011   676951  
*Wakes up alive, laughing* 
‹✖[[AntisocialButterfly]]✖› says :   2 April 2011   921616  
Nothing's stickier than a stick.
Not even YOU.

*smashes an egg with a hammer* 

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