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Decent Omegle Conversation #1Category: (general)
Sunday, 17 October 2010
12:21:54 AM (GMT)
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers
claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: You're pregnant with my child.
You: What do I do?
You: You wanna push me down a flight of stairs and get this shit over with?
Stranger: I don't know. How far along are you?
You: You tell me, you're the one who knocked me up.
You: I wasn't even aware until just then.
Stranger: No, I think we should either keep it or give it up for adoption.
You: Terrible idea.
Stranger: Well, your belly is getting pretty big, so I'd say it's about 6 months.
It's too late for an abortion.
You: How about a miscarriage?
You: I've got an idea! You can falcon punch me.
Stranger: I'm not gonna kill this baby. We should give it up for adoption but make
sure it goes to a good home.
You: HA. And then I have to feel guilty for being a slut for the rest of my life?
Stranger: How are you being a slut? I'm your boyfriend.
You: Yeah...about that.
You: /cough
You: Uh.
Stranger: You're cheating on me.
You: Of course not.
You: I'd prefer the phrase "exploring my options".
You: Like, your brother.
You: He's an option.
Stranger: Oh my god.
Stranger: Why would do this?
You: Why wouldn't I? It's not a big deal, you're family, so it's almost like I'm
doing you, except not really.
You: The difference is he's ah, bigger.
Stranger: How much?
You: Like 6 inches.
Stranger: I highly doubt he has a footlong.
You: Hey. I know what I saw, 182 times.
Stranger: There's no way he's that big. The longest schlong ever was 13 inches, I
don't think he comes that close.
You: He does. Don't be such a jealous asshole.
Stranger: How do you expect me to act? My brother is almost double my size, you've
been cheating on me with him for 6 months, and I don't even know if the baby is mine
You: And we're killin' it.
You: I expect you to just smile and nod until I walk away. Then, do whatever you
Stranger: I can't believe this.
Stranger: You two have fun banging each other and killing babies.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

‹bella¥› says:   5 November 2010   689011  
aww, poor stranger.
goregalore says:   5 November 2010   349246  
Oh well. Shit happens. xD 
‹bella¥› says :   5 November 2010   372045  
he never knew, I'm surprised he didn't push you down a
staircase himself c: 


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