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Sunday, 7 March 2010
07:04:59 PM (GMT)
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. 

Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. 

Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. 

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. 

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. 

Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today 

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd
probably die laughing. 

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd
put f and u together 

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this....
you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity. CHICKS

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