Some things are just fucked up.
And then there's Uzumaki.
Don't get me wrong; I love my horror movies. I'm somewhat of a junkie, tbh. I've seen
dozens, from good old psycho insane, to slasher and what not. I love the Saw
sequence, I own all the Omen films, I went to see PA in the cinema last year... but
this... this is something else.
Uzumaki is a manga, a horror manga, about this town which becomes... obsessed with
spirals, or "the uzumaki".
And things just go... weird.
Try a man putting himself into a washing machine to mangle himself into a spiral, or
a woman scraping off her fingertips because her prints are spirals. Yes, that's just
Then the weirdos decided... TO MAKE A LIVE-ACTION MOVIE OF THE MANGA. fuck my days. I
had to watch it.
Well, it is an 18 (that's like... X rated?), so I brought it upon myself.
But never have a felt so BLEGH about a horror movie.
The acting is quite pathetic, but the... uzumaki-ing!! It's horrible! D:
I've never screamed at a horror movie before either. Yep. I did at this one. xD But,
I've never laughed so hard at a horror movie either.
Here's a little taster, from about half way through.
You only need to watch the first 20 seconds though, for the full impact!!
WARNING -- MISUSE OF WASHING MACHINE AHEAD -- WARNING
Seriously, DO NOT WATCH IF YOU'RE SQUEEMISH. Actually, do not watch this if you want
to remain normal.
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