Sunday, 7 February 2010
11:46:19 PM (GMT)
NOT A CHAINLETTER
You might have seen this around, I'm just parodying this cause I don't agree with
Girls Need To Realize: WRITTEN BY A
We guys don't care if you talk to other guys.
We don't care if you're friends with other guys.
But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you
jump up and stab him in the back, without even giving him poop on a stick, yeah, it
turns us into piles of H2O2.
It does help if you die there and zombify him for ten minutes without
acknowledging the fact that he's an idiot.
We don't care if a guy fails>OR plagiarizes< a test , but at 4:23 in the morning we
do get a
little telemarketing message.
Nothing is that important at 4:23 a.m.
That it can't wait till the sun explodes.
Also, when we neglect to tell you we're spooky/shocking/shreaky/snooty, we don't
really mean it.
Don't tell us we're poopyheads.
We'll stop trying to spread the YouTube Poop plague
The sexiest thing about a girl is her nose.
Yeah, you can't repost this.
Don't be mad when we hold the door open. (Even if death traps are on the other side)
Take Advantage of the mood my 20 year old cranky cat is in
Let us fail for you! Don't 'turn into bat barf'. We enjoy compost salads.
It's not expected.
Smile and say 'SEAGULL!!!!'.
Turn into a Mary Sue when no one's watching.
If you turn into a Mary Sue when you know somebody's looking, everyone will kill
You don't have to get major diarrhea for us.
If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to
play Mario Kart Wii or put on every kind of nerdy outfit.
We like you for pikachu's and sirskits
Honestly, i think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just eating Rice Krispies
or my Cocoa Puffs not Kool-Aid.
Take everything we say seriously.
The nose is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.
Don't get computers easily
Stop using Wikipedia as your news sourse.
Don't talk about how hott Snoopy, Ash Kechum, or, Dogbert,
Darkwing Duck is in front of us.
It's not real, and we watch/read them too. You have the internet for that.
Whatever happened to the word 'YouTube'/'Newgrounds'
i'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me
with 'Hey Nostalgia Critic!' instead of 'Hey Nerd/Luigi/Turnip/I.M.Meen' or whatever
can think of.
On the other hand im not sayin i would like it either. >
Girls, I cannot stress this enough: if you aren't being treated right by a Captain
wait for him to change into Weegee!!!!!
Ditch his sorry subscription, disgrace to the Weegee population
and find someone who will treat you with utter hydrogen monoxide
Someone who will honor your nose.
Someone who will make you blow your nose when you're at Abu Dhabi .
Someone who will care for you even when you burn their house down.
Someone who will love you, no matter how many times you ruined their sock drawr.
Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the nose....and say 'i
lsaiutgcnalirwugjailurwgr you' ..and actually spell correctly
Give the nice noses a chance.
Guys, if you took this seriously you're a moron
Girls, if you took this seriously you're also a moron
Every Guy who isn't a moron will not take this seriously
NOT A CHAINLETTER