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Wednesday, 26 August 2009
12:56:56 AM (GMT)
To be clear, the title isn't serious, this isn't a dumb suicide message.
I'll be off at cross country camp for the next week or so. I'm doomed. Seriously. I
shall post part of the actual sign up sheet below, because I find it darkly funny.

"What to bring? This is important!!!!! Check it off as you pack!!!!!!
• SLEEPING BAG OR SHEETS AND BLANKETS, PILLOW
• A REALLY GOOD FLASHLIGHT!!!! Your cell-phone is not a flashlight!!!
• 3-5 TOWELS
• 8-10 PAIRS OF SOCKS
• RUNNING SHORTS
• 5-7 T-SHIRTS
• CASUAL CLOTHES FOR HANGING OUT
• SOAP, TOOTHPASTE, TOOTHBRUSH, HAIR STUFF, ETC.
• BATHING SUIT, WATER SHOES/FLIP FLOPS/SANDALS
• SWEATSHIRTS, LON GPANTS (IT CAN GET COLD)
• RUNNING SHOES (EXTRA OLD PAIRS IF YOU SAVED THEM)
• TISSUES, BAND AIDS, BUG SPRAY (OPTIONAL)
• EXTRA BATTERIES FOR YOUR FABULOUS FLASHLIGHT
• LEISURE ACTIVITIES – BOARD GAMES, CARDS, FISHING GEAR, MUSIC, ETC.
• PEN AND NOTEBOOK
• UMBRELLA (NOT THAT WE’LL NEED IT!!!)
• STRETCHNING ROPE
• PLASTIC BAGS IF YOU THINK THERE IS A CHANCE YOU WILL NEED TO ICE

PLEASE REFRAIN FROM BRINGING JUNK FOOD UP TO CAMP. THE DINING HALL PROVIDES SNACKS
AND DRINKS. GUMMI BEARS ARE NOT NEEDED."

Seriously Coach, why the capitals? And this camp has two training runs per day, and
swimming laps, and we have to do fifty push ups and fifty curl ups before each run.
Last edited: 26 August 2009

Comments 
‹SqueeneyTodd› says:   26 August 2009   594387  
"GUMMI BEARS ARE NOT NEEDED."
What. 

...XD
 
Kirti says:   26 August 2009   769964  
Yes. Poptarts may be required, but gummi bears are not.
 
‹<DaisyPetals>› says:   26 August 2009   587247  
^ Mmm, Poptarts.

I like all the exclamation points and the caps. -w- Reminds me of my
sixth grade teacher's notes she gave us for ecoweek.

Talk to you when you get back. |3
 
Kirti says:   26 August 2009   557298  
I have to spend almost a whole week without candy!

I'm not fat, but I do sometimes rely on sugar buzzes. Especially when
I'm expected to run a mile mile up hill and point seventh of a mile
sprinting accross uneven land. (This is the freshmen course we train
on. Varsity is twice as long, with more hills.)

Waaaah, I suddenly want to eat a punch of lick-a-sticks, or something
else willed with flavored sugar and chemicles...
 
tiggerlemon101 says :   26 August 2009   291355  
I'll be right there with you...

  I have a three-day mini-workshop for dance on Halloween weekend... 
Two-hour solo class Friday morning, 2 hour solo class later Friday
morning, 2-hour team class Friday night, 2-hour solo class Saturday
morning, 2-hour solo class later Saturday morning, 1 and a half-hour
solo class Saturday night, 3-hour team class Sunday morning, 2-hour
class later Sunday morning, 1 and a half-hour classSunday morning.
  Might I remind you that these are grueling classes, with excersises
entitled "Set Torture,"  "Ultimate Endurance Challenge" and "Six Step
Challenge..."

   You and me, Kirti... you and me.
 

 
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