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Who did u smite first?Category: Chain letter parodys
Saturday, 18 July 2009
01:41:32 AM (GMT)
who did u smite first?
stop reading you will regret it!
girl meets a boy on a messenger


crazy1 86: h3y b2bii!!!


h0tNsPiCy91: who is this???


crazy1 86: ur scr|t @dm!3r!!!!!


h0tNsPiCy91: oh really.... QQ more n00b! who is this???


crazy1 86: i l0v3d u teh f1rst t!m @ $t@r3d 1N ur 3y3$...


crazy1 86: 1 t1n @b0uT U 3v3rYd@y... u r mah dr3am come true.

"
crazy1 86: We met once! I don't think you remember though.


crazy1 86: I wet myself because the pain takes away my feelings of you.


crazy1 86: You will see me sometime tonight....


h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?!?!? AND WHY THE SUDDEN CHANGE OF LANGUAGE FROM L33t TO
PROPER ENGLISH??? WHY IS YOUR NAME MORE PROPER THAN MINE?!? WHY AM I ASKING SUCH
QUESTIONS?!?


crazy1 86: Dont worry.... ill take very go0D c2R3 0v u...


crazy1 86 had signed off.

The girl was so weirded out she locked all her piddles and mittens. She made sure her
hand sanitizer
was secured. She wasn't sure if it was a smite or for trix. She didn't know when he
was going to scream. The girl was so frightened she decided to poop with her
snigglepooper3000. The girl dozed off quickly.

Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It
started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing...
just
some blood and guts all over the yard. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The
bed was
wet
and had a pretty horrid smell. Maybe her sister wet the bed... the girl checked and
found PEE EVERYWHERE. The girl panicked. She didn't know what to do. She ran and
hid in the closet in case the piddler was there for her. While looking through the
cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was yellow, so she couldn't figure
out
who it was. She started to get more of the need to go potty. The shadow crept closer
to the
closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the
closet door and pulled her out.

Her parents found her fainted the next morning. She was completely warm and covered
with pee
in her sister's closet. The younger sister was also found covered in chocolate and
cotton candy.


PART 2...

Two years after the Smith sisters embarrassments, the parents had a baby boy. The
girl's
room became her sister's room as well and the little sister's room where the piddling
took place
became the baby's room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid.

One night he was on the computer and received an instant message.


h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!!!


SmartElic: Why are you talking to me? You're across the hall.


h0tNsPiCy91: It's your big sis.


SmartElic: I know who you are.


SmartElic: You piddled in my closet before I was born and you became absent minded


h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad told you?


h0tNsPiCy91: I piddled 15 years ago because of a yellow freakazoid


h0tNsPiCy91: We were piddled on in your room which was once my little sister's room.
She was covered in chocolate and cotton candy when I was sleeping. I wet myself in
the closet and scared to death.

SmartElic: Quit lying. You're still alive. Have you been overdosing on your
medication? Or were you not taking it at all? Whatever.


h0tNsPiCy91: You don't believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor.


h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was piddling. Then I
crapped my middle name.

SmartElic: EEEWWW I didn't need to know that!

h0tNsPiCy91: If you don't believe me little brother check the internet. Google on
''Smith sister piddled on the floor anonymously''.

SmartElic: You're making things up again...

h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I love you and mom and dad soo much. I can't
believe they kept us a secret from you.

SmartElic: Somebody needs a trip to the psychiatrist.




The boy checked the closet. He saw the floor perfectly clean. He surfed the internet
and information wasn't there about anonymous piddling side affects in people's
closets. The next morning
the boy went downstairs. It was so quiet. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours
later the boy found his parents cleaning out the basement. Then he found
more crap on the ground. It said ''I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER,
I
LOVED MOM AND DAD.... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE
FROM THIS COLD WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I LOVE YOU!"

- LISA SMITH

The boy yelled, "MOM! Lisa crapped on the floor again!"

And mother sighed and said, "Another trip to the psychologist..

Father then said, "Maybe we should have her live in the psycowarden...

And lastly, the sister who was covered in chocolate and cotton candy muttered,
"SISTER PIDDLED IN MY SIDE OF THE CLOSET!!!!"
 


This is a pee-pee stupid letter. If you don't go to the bathroom and wash your hands
before you go to bed. You will wet yourself. You will pee the bed! And maybe crap
with that. And you will forever have bladder problems and having to see
Mr.Psychologist 

If you do submit and DO go to the bathroom and wash your hands before you go to bed,
you may be greeted with chocolate and cotton candy all over you and your pajamas.


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