Saturday, 20 June 2009
09:51:15 AM (GMT)
It was pretty fun,actually.
Me and Tash had to baby-sit this adorable little girl named Sarah.She's like the
cutest thing ever.
Tash wanted to order pizza,but there was two problems.
1.We didn't know the location we were baby-sitting at.
2.We didn't know the number to Donnini's.
So,Tash got online and asked one of her friends,and she had to go outside and look at
the street sign and the house number.There was no house number,so she had to look at
other people's house numbers.LMFAO.It was so creepy.
I was trying to rock Sarah to sleep while Tash was waiting for the pizza.The phone
rang,and Sarah JUST went to sleep in my arms,so I jumped up,causing Sarah to wake
up,confused,and I rushed outside to give Tash the phone,because I thought it was the
pizza guy calling back.It was actually just my mother,so Tash handed the phone
back,and the pizza guy arrived at JUST that second.
Tash came back in minutes later.Turns out we didn't even have enough money for the
pizza,so the guy just took what we had.
I feel special.And kind of sexy.I mean,why else would he let us off with it?
But anyway,we didn't go to sleep until about 2.I would have stayed up later if it
weren't for the fact that I COULDN'T keep my eyes open!I was tired since 11:30,but I
kept myself awake by putting whipped cream in my hand and licking it,playing with the
dog,urinating,watching Napoleon Dynamite,stealing wireless internet and drinking
Fun night,I must admit.Plus,between both of us,we got paid $150. :O
You really missed out,Sydney.Sucks to be you.Actually,it REALLY sucks to be
you.You're getting eaten by flies while camping,WHILE I'm getting paid mucho buckos
to sit on my fat ass and watch a sleeping child.Oh well.You had your chance to
come,but you ditched me once again.SYDNEYPHAILS.