Monday, 15 June 2009
09:53:51 PM (GMT)
here is a little story i wrote. comment & tell me what'cha think!:
I Am SO Freakin' Out Man, FREAKIN' OUT!
Yesterday, I went to the hair salon to get my haircut. I was just getting a trim, but
my hair stylist, Jean, said,
"Tom, you should cut your hair shorter like other boys. You look like a girl with
that long hair!" And i said,
"I dont CARE Jean! I like my hair long!" Suddenly, the GUY I HATE THE MOST IN THE
WHOLE ENTIRE WORL-town, Maximillion, came in the salon.
"Hey loser," he said.
"How's it goin' dude? Or should I say dudETTE, since youre a GIRL! Hahahaha..."
"Stop it! I am like so NOT a girl!!! sob!!"
but that stupid Maximillion just kept laughing.
"See, that proves you ARE a girl! Only girls say 'so', and 'like', and 'sob'. And
since your a girl, when u go to bed tonight a big bug will come out and EAT you, and
it will say,
"OoOoOoOooo...I am the Bug Monster, and I eat boys who pretend to be girls who then
turn into girls becasue they are big fat LOSERS!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!" And
then Maximillion left, laughing his head off, and now Im SCARED, because I do NOT
want a bug monster to come out and eat me, and so now I am SO freakin' out man,
FREAKIN' OUT! I AM LIKE SO TOTALLY FREAKIN' OUT HERE COUSE I
REALLY SOOOOOO DO NOT WANT TO DIE AND I AM NOT A GIRL SO I AM SO