Saturday, 2 May 2009
06:43:02 AM (GMT)
This is what happens during a storm at my house:
[Well, you know, Tagalog form, and my mom doesn't really call anyone 'dear', unless
it's on impulse or whatever]
Me: Mom - can I go outside?
Mom: AIODHOUAIGEABD. NO, GAWDDAMIT, THERE'S A STORM OUTSIDE.
Kuya: Can I go outside for a while?
Mom: Sure, dear!<3
Me: OMFG. WTF IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD. I MEAN, LIKE, IT'S SUMMER AND IT'S RAINING.
IT'S A BLOODY TYPHOOOOOON -flail-
Then I stomp back to my room and browse the interwebs since I have no life~
Then my curtains will flail around and rain starts coming in my room since God is
funny like that.
Then I get scolded for it.
And my cousins will like, come over for no reason at all - and there's a typhoon
outside and I think I'm the only one who notices. I go to the fridge and remember
that we don't have anything that is sugary and sweet and anything that I love, so I
go back to my room and start sketching random crap. Then I go back to browsing and
found some crack fics and some yaoi fics and then my whole family will randomly burst
into my room - well, not really, burst into my room since my door is always open
since my parents are paranoid that something might happen inside my room whose window
is facing a tall brick wall and dead-looking vines - and will look over my shoulder.
Can you imagine my dear innocent cousins peering over my shoulder expecting to see
something about Spongebob or whatever cartoon but instead finds YAOI, IN IT'S ALL OUT
Oh yeah, sorry, forget I typed anything, I forgot what this entry was about:
I mean seriously :/
NOT FOR TWILIGHT LOVERSplz
READ ALL OF IT.
It's SO FUNNY xDD