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The DogCategory: (general)
Sunday, 5 April 2009
11:22:45 PM (GMT)
( pours dog food in bowl)
Dad~What are you doing?
Me~feeding the dog.
Dad~We don't have a dog.
Me~Are you sure?
Dad~yes I'm very sure.
Me~Are you positive?
Dad~yes I am.
Me~ whens the baby due?
Dad~Wait what??!!
Me~kidding. But If we don't have a dog what do you call that?
( points to dog-Step Mom)
Dad~That's My Wife Young Lady!
Me~You Married a Male Dog. Then its your husband. I always knew you were gay! Wait a
GO
Sir !!!
Dad~WAIT I'm NOT !!! Shes a female!
Me~Oh then you married a Female dog- a bitch.
Dad~WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!!!!
Me~ O.O Nothing. 
Dad~ That's What I thought!
Me~So you did marry a dog right ?
Dad~ NO SHE IS A HUMAN !!!
Me~ You Sure ? Looks Like a Dog to me. 
( watches Step mom eat dog food )
Me~See She even eats dog food.
Dad~SHUT UP RIGHT NOW YOUNG LADY YOUR GROUNDED!!!
Me~Okay. So were keeping the dog right ?
Dad~ GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW!
Me~Yes Sir.


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