Saturday, 7 February 2009
01:56:56 AM (GMT)
I'm bored, so I've decided to just type, about life.
I was born on August 3rd, 1997, in Tamuning, Guam. At least, I THINK it's Tamuning.
I'm too lazy to check my birth certificate. For all those of you who don't know what
Guam is, it's a tiny little island, part of the Micronesia Islands. It has a healthy
relationship with typhoons.
Ten days later, literally, was the first airing of the first episode of South Park,
Cartman Gets An Anal Probe. It was also International Left-Handers Day.
You may be asking, what does South Park have to do with anything? What does
left-handedness have to do with anything?
A) Seven years later, I discovered that show.
B) I'm left-handed.
Okay, my family is all Filipino. Yes, that makes me 100% Pinay, thank you very much.
My father is from Manila and my mother is from Bacolod. Manila is the capital of the
Philippines, and it is nicknamed Perla del Oriente, The City of our Affections, City
by the Bay, La Insigne y Siempre Leal Ciudad...
To Be Continued. Mom's Goddamn Calling. x_x