Friday, 9 January 2009
11:15:48 AM (GMT)
ONCE YOU START YOU MUST NOT FINISH CRAPPING YOUR PANTS.
If this doesn't touch you... you're OVER 9000!
One crummy night a guy & a girl were driving home from the video game store
The girl then asked the boy to keel over
because she wanted to act like a moronic nincompoop
She told him that her love for video
games had changed & that it was momentarily time to move downward.
A silent tear slid down his nose (Wait what? That would have to be snot) as he
quickly reached into his pocket & threw her a bomb WHICH BLEW UP AND THEY DIED
AND THEN BLA BLA BLA!
Just kidding. He passed her a crumpled note.
At that crappy crap of crap, a drunk zoombie* (100% blood alcohol) was
that very same street. For some reason he was already dead. (DUH HE HAD 100% BLOOD
right into the drivers seat, giving the boy a game over. Thus giving the
Zoombie another Game Over. Miraculously,
Remembering the note, she
pulled it out & read it , it said,
"Without your video games, I would get a game over."
If you post this on a bulletin once your OVER 9000 years old,
someone special will get a game over.
IF YOU CARE ABOUT VIDEO GAMES SO MUCH THAT YOU CANT GET A GAME OVER WITHOUT
THEM, THAN DON'T EVEN RE-POST THIS!!!
THIS ISN'T EVEN A CHAIN LETTER! WHY BOTHER?!?
There is no 4th lol.
And oh yeah, the girl got a game over for leaving the world of video games. She got a
game over with the guy. And she got stuck in the UnderWhere, the world of ended
But the guy led a good game, so he was sent to the OverThere.
*Zoombie - The driving dead