Tuesday, 23 December 2008
12:29:35 PM (GMT)
"You were the kind of kid who couldn't see the difference between throwing rocks at a
cat and setting it on fire"
"Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of
wonders, they have managed to invent boredom."
"Hello inner child, I'm the inner babysitter"
"And then Jack chopped down what was the world's last beanstalk, adding murder and
ecological terrorism to the theft, enticement and trespass charges already mentioned
and all the giant's children didn't have a daddy any more. But he got away with it
and lived happily ever after without so much as a guilty twinge about what he had
done. Which proves that you can be excused just about anything if you're a hero,
because no one asks inconvenient questions."
"You were the kind of little boy who looked up doll's dresses. "
"Drinking that glass of water would mean genocide for thousands of innocent germs. "
"Of course I'm sane, when trees start talking to me, I don't talk back. "
"Is it dangerous?
There's 2 schools of thought about that. Some people say its dangerous, and others
say its very dangerous"
"The man gave a shrug which indicated that, although the world did indeed have many
problems, this was one of them that was not his."
"Of course, just because we've heard a spine-chilling, blood-curdling scream of the
sort to make your very marrow freeze in your bones doesn't automatically mean there's
"It is said that whosoever the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad. In fact,
whosoever the gods wish to destroy, they first hand the equivalent of a stick with a
fizzing fuse and Acme Dynamite Company written on the side. It's more interesting,
and doesn't take so long. "
"HOTELS: A place where TRAVELLING HUMANS are parked at night. Other humans bring them
food, including the famous BACON, LETTUCE AND TOMATO SANDWICH. There are beds and
towels and special things that rain on people to get them clean."
"SCIENCE: A way of finding things out and then making them work. Science explains
what is happening around us the whole time. So does RELIGION, but science is better
because it comes up with more understandable excuses when it is wrong. There is a lot
more Science than you think."