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Tuesday, 19 August 2008
11:28:13 AM (GMT)
Yo' mama so poor, she hangs the toilet paper out to dry! 

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, No

Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and
her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it." 

Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars. 

Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry. 

Yo momma so ugly she is very successful at her job:  Being a scarecrow. 

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party! 

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY,

Yo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck. 

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale! 

Yo momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test! 

Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl. 

Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order! 

Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone! 

Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. 

Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence! 

Yo momma so short, she models for trophysYo Momma so short that she has to hold up a
sign that says, "Dont Spit! I Cant Swim!" 

Yo momma so old that when she was in school, there was no history class. 

Yo momma so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo momma so old her birth certificate says expired on it. 

Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box! 

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles! 

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, I can't believe its not butter.

‹► Asim ◄› says:   19 August 2008   771348  
haha they're funny
wolfiewheeee says:   19 August 2008   825188  
rofl!! yo momma jokes are funny!!!
Darlingkiller says :   19 August 2008   182447  
haha, they're so good.... xxdd


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