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Wednesday, 19 December 2007
10:31:40 AM (GMT)
For original writing, we had to write a story, yeah? I posted parts of mine. Now, my
friend Jake, wrote his.. And send me it.. I edited it :D

I'll post the original when I find it XD (Jake is German btw)

                                                            
A few years ago, In Iraq, there was a 4 year old guy called Jake Sadaf who was a
Turkish muslim.
Mr Sadaf wears nappies because when he gets scared or when he’s excited, he wets
himself.  Not a very Iraqi sounding name is it? Well there’s an explanation for
that; Jake and his family were incest they moved there in year nine. Odd decision if
you ask me, I mean being half German, half jewish, DUINNO LOL. I would have expected
them to move to Germany, or an English speaking country; well either way that’s
where they moved. From what I remember from the equivalent of year eleven; He was 3
ft nine, had sort of BLOODY HUGE, Brown eyes; HE HAD AN ASS THE SIZE OF PLUTO; HE GOT
BULLIED, a lot! Poor Jake Sadaf. His nose is like a meat hook; he has 50 cent lips;
and a slightly sticking out chin which swallowed his neck! his eyebrows could be
mistaken for pubes, thick & bushy but they did stand out, probably because JAKE was
nearly jet black and quite thick, as were his eyelashes; he usually spiked up his
hair his short-ish hair which made it nearly jet black thanks to the water content of
the gel he used, because he was a homosexual lolol. he had a lighter brown streak at
the very front of his head, specifically, in the hairline, probably bleached from the
accidental application of herpes remover while applying it to the plague of herpes he
 he claimed to possess at the time, well, that was his excuse anyway.

 He was morbidly obese, but he disguised that really well by hiding under tents which
he claimed were his clothes.. 
He went to Kissho brothel every Wednesday, which, by the way, was and still filled to
the brim with crabs.






:D!

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