Wednesday, 19 September 2007
12:03:13 AM (GMT)
1. Pull his dog ears
2. Tell him to sit
3. Throw a chew toy and yell, "Fetch!"
4. Pull out doggie shampoo and a scrubrush and yell, "Bathtime!"
5. Whack him with a rolled up newspaper.
6. Ask him if he will buy you a pooper-scooper
7. Tell him Sesshy is hotter than him
8. Tell Kikyo/Kagome he hates them
9. Tell Koga he is his best friend
10. When he coughs, ask if he has a furball
11. Tell him Naraku is sexier than him [that's a lie!]
12. Tell him ramen has been banished from the world
13. Tell him Miroku is kissing Kagome
14. Ask him why demons are more powerful than half-demons
15. Ask him if he wags his 'tail' when he gets happy
16. Ask him if he knows any good tricks
17. Tell him you can't teach an old dog new tricks
18. Ask him if he would like kibble when he's hungry
19. when you want him, whistle and say, "here boy!"
20. ask him if he's ever heard of fingernail clippers
21. start singing, "what the world needs now is love,"
22. buy him a flea collar
23. touch his nose and say, "oh! ur nose is not wet and cold, are you sick?"
24. slap him and scream, "IRON REAVER SOUL STEALER!"
25. Pat him on the head and say, "good doggie!"
this is alot of fun to doXD
Last edited: 19 September 2007