Tuesday, 14 August 2007
05:04:20 PM (GMT)
i'm so hyped up on adrenaline right now cuz of what i just did at the mall
first of all me and my friends Vicky and Vince (they're twins) had so much fun today
we went to the mall in my town and went to a store called "Tons of Toys"
it rocks there
we bought three fart bombs
we all saw it and said "whoa..........MUST HAVE!"
so we put our newly aquired fart bombs in our pockets and went to Starbucks to chill
when we got there Vince's fart bomb fell out of his pocket
and as he went to pick it up it started to swell
we all looked at each other at the same time and yelled: RUN!!!!!!!!!
as we got ran outside me and Vicky turned around and chucked our bombs at the ground
next to Vince's
but as we got close to the door a security guy stopped us and was about to ask us
what we were doing
when we heard: BOOM BOOM BOOM!!!!
from behind us
instantly the whole place started to smell like rotten eggs with some kind of fungus
growing on it or something
it reeked so bad
so Vince charged the security guard and grabbed my arm and pulled me out as i grabbed
Vicky and pulled her out with us
and we ran all the way across the mall and into the Stop&Shop
but we all smelt like rotten eggs now
so wherever we went people would ay stuff like "oh, jeeze!" and "what's that smell?
and were just laughing hysterically the whole time
it was awesome!
and i still reek
i reek to high hell!
-imitates episode of SpongeBob- I AM SMELLY AND I AM PROUD!!!!