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25 Chav Jokes - Funny!Category: Jokes
Monday, 13 August 2007
04:04:15 PM (GMT)
Please note, some of these are in my other diary: Chav, Blonde and Funny
Jokes! If you can't be bothered to read all of them check out 24. it's well
funny!

1. What do you call a chav in a box? Innit. (Lol)

2. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet? Sorted. (Sort of lol)

3. What do you call a chav in a a box with a lock on it? Safe. (Not very funny)

4. What do you call an eskimo chav? Innuinnit. (Huh?)

5. Why are chavs like slinkies? They have no proper use but they are great to watch
fall down a flight of stairs. (Lol)

6. What do you call a chavette in a white tracksuit? The bride. (Lol)

7. You're in your car and you see a chav riding a bike. Why do you try not to hit
him? It might be your bike. (No comment)

8. What's the difference between a chav and a coconut? One's thick and hairy, the
other's a coconut. (LMAO)

9. What's the first question at a chav quiz night? 'What ya lookin at?' (Lmao)

10. How do you get 100 chavs into a phone box? Paint three stripes on it. (Huh?)

11. Two chavs are in a car with no music. Who's driving? The police. (Hehe)

12. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSEs? A liar. (Lol)

13. What do you say to a chav at work? 'Can I have a big mac and a large fries,
please?' (Lol)

14. What do you say to a chav in a suit? 'Will the defendant please stand?' (Huh?)

15. What do you call a knife in chav-ville? Exhibit A. (Hmmm...)

16. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame? A Nova seats 4. (Huh?)

17. What do you call a 30 year old chavette? Granny. (Lol)

18. How many chavs does it take to change a lightbulb? One, they'll screw anything.
(Not really funny)

19. What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river? A start. (No comment)

20. How many chavs does it take to clean a floor? None, 'That's some uvver bleeder's
job innit.' (Lmao)

21. Why did the chav take a shower? He didn't mean to, he just left the Nova's window
open in the carwash. (Lol)

22. Why did the chav cross the road? To pick a fight with a stranger for no reason
whatsoever. (Ok, that's not funny)

23. What do you call a chav at college? The cleaner. (No comment)

24. A bus full of Chavs were driving through Wales. As they were approaching
Llanfgogogferrinfourasoch they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's
name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the
counter, one Chav asked the blonde employee, "Before we order, 
could you settle an argument for us? 
Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?" 
The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said, 
"Burrrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr-Kiiiiing." 

25. Two chavs jump off a beachy head, who wins? Society.

COMING SOON - BLONDE JOKES!

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‹***IMA^PACMAN^RAWR ***› says :   13 August 2007   958466  
funny!

 
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