Wednesday, 20 June 2007
08:31:12 PM (GMT)
-The My Chemical Romance Bible-
x.Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
x.Mikey Way can slam revolving doors.
x.The chief export of The Frank Iero is pain.
x.Mikey Way counted to infinity...twice.
x.Frank Iero can divide by Zero.
x.The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Gerard Way has been there,
then its soaked with tears and blood.
x.The Frank Iero once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
x.Gerard Way sleeps with a night light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark,
but the dark is afraid of Gerard Way.
x.Mikey Way is the reason Waldo is hiding.
x.Bob Bryar doesnt get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the fuck off.
x.Mikey Way can speak braille.
x.Jeeves asks Ray Toro.
x.If The Bob Bryar is late, time better slow the fuck down.
x.Geico saved 15% a year by switching to Gerard Way.
x.Ray Toro went back in time and stopped the JFK assination by catching the bullet in
mid air. JFK's head just exploded in sheer amazement.
x.Gerard Way has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites,and
x.The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Frank Iero" into Google
and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!"
x.Jesus walked on water. Gerard Way walked on Jesus.
x.When Frank Iero gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have
left to live.
x.Gerard Way doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
x.When God said, "Let there be light", Bob Bryar said, "Say please!"