Tuesday, 12 June 2007
05:30:59 PM (GMT)
And now, children’s poems for Emo kids… this is funnyy :P
*It’s raining, it’s pouring
and I’ve never been more tragically happy.
Blackness. Silence. Love. Fallout Boy.
*The itsy bitsy spider
lives below my kicthen sink and is the only one who understands me.
*Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
because he did what the king’s men told him to.
*The wheels on the bus
go round and round
just like the waves of pain which rip through my soul whenever I see you pass.
Amanda, my angel, not Death, or light.
*Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet
cutting herself just to feel.
*Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water
but then Jill told Jack to take it back
cuz she wanted to see other people.
Bitch. I love you. Now hate me for it.
*Miss Mary Mack, Mack Mack,
all dressed in black, black, black
seems like the kind of girl I would be into.
May I mourn with you?
*Peter Piper Picked a Peck of Pickled Peppers
and then he told his Dad he hated him.