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A few Yo Momma Jokes!Category: Jokes!!!!!!^_^ =3
Friday, 26 January 2007
08:54:25 PM (GMT)
Yo mama so fat:

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies she sat next to everyone

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for then new
world

Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people ran around yelling Free Willy

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"

Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued

Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!

Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!

Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!

Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...

Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!

Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!

Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!

Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!


Yo mama so stupid:

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a
spoon

Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight and said "I've got the
power!"!

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted
line she put "O.K."

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!


Yo mama is so nasty:

Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.

Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.

Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave

Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear
infection.


Yo mama is so ugly:

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no
professionals."

Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her
father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it
around her neck

Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play
with her.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it
Halloween already?"

Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!

Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.

Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.

Yo mama so ugly that your dad first met her at the pound.

Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have
to kiss her goodbye.



Yo mama so old:

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.




Yo mama is so dirty:

Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.

Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation
worries!

Yo mama so dirty that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins



Those are all the ones I got so far. I'll try to get more!

Comments 
xcmason says:   26 January 2007   525733  
these are great i love yo momma (the show and jokes)
Emo_Cutie says:   26 January 2007   169825  
How about.........yo mam so greasy that she sweats crisco

yo mama so stupid she asked,'whats the number for 911'

if you type in yo mama on google and click i'm feeling lucky you get
the world's largest list of yo mama i've ever seen
nicole102 says:   26 January 2007   943135  
im gonna use these on the guy that thinks he is good at yo momma
jokes.
nicole102 says:   26 January 2007   615454  
yo momma is so fat that when she swam with the whales the whales sung
"we r family"
FaerieClubKim says:   26 January 2007   156345  
wait...i got one......yo momma so stupid, she thought the microwave
was the tv. yo momma so hairy, her butt has a beard.
cutafull95 says:   26 January 2007   287134  
*laughs and wipes a tear* Oh wow those r so funny! Hey, 
maybe i should try these out on my friends!
Briannax340 says:   26 January 2007   594817  
i thought u said those were only a FEW ur momma jokes
mew_renee says:   27 January 2007   286773  
lolololololol those are so funny...im still recovering from all the
laughing im doing!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahaha the one about the whales, by
nicole was funny!
Iesha210 says:   27 January 2007   837955  
Nicole I have one like that , it's like.

Yo mama so fat that when she was at the beach a whale come on the
shore and sang "We are family! Even though your fatter then me!"
Iesha210 says:   27 January 2007   815467  
Briannax340 it doesn't hurt to do I little more!
Alexlove says:   27 January 2007   273293  
lol!!! that is so funny. i got one: yo mamma is so ugly when she goes
to the hospital the doctors have to use triple beds to lay her down
hottrapperbabedancer says:   27 January 2007   692155  
funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny
neoferret1 says:   27 January 2007   731869  
haha
woww i like the whale on
funnyyy
bigirl says:   27 January 2007   231518  
dang thats a lot of jokes,but there good jokes.
brittany13 says:   28 January 2007   379546  
why dont u write  yo momma so stupid  when she was driving to disney
world the sighn said 'disney world left' and she whent home.
goofymonkey says:   28 January 2007   239149  
those are really funny.
CrazyCassie says:   3 February 2007   682277  
u dont go dissin my momma! lmao
Iesha210 says:   3 February 2007   551874  
LOL don't worry CrazyCassie these are for no ones moms.
FaerieClubKim says:   13 February 2007   338378  
I have a yo momma joke! here: 
Yo momma is sssoo fat and hairy when she went to NY, they thought he
was king kong's momma!or, you cold say wife, too.
Iesha210 says:   15 February 2007   456236  
THAT'S REALLY GOOD FAERIE!
scooty says:   18 February 2007   481685  
THOSE ARE FUNNY YOU SHOULD BE UO YOU MOMMA
desire90 says:   1 March 2007   564342  
how about
ur mumma s so nasty when her face was put on a laxative box
they took the laxatives out!!!
that ones my bro's
funny shit
kittykat1 says:   15 June 2007   556823  
nice!
‹~DaH Cut3sT & Yuu Kno It~› says :   16 June 2007   741889  
thats so funny

 
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