Friday, 26 January 2007
08:54:25 PM (GMT)
Yo mama so fat:
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies she sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for then new
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people ran around yelling Free Willy
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued
Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!
Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!
Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo mama so stupid:
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight and said "I've got the
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted
line she put "O.K."
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo mama is so nasty:
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.
Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.
Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave
Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear
Yo mama is so ugly:
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her
father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it
around her neck
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
Yo mama so ugly that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have
to kiss her goodbye.
Yo mama so old:
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo mama is so dirty:
Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.
Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation
Yo mama so dirty that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins
Those are all the ones I got so far. I'll try to get more!