Sunday, 10 February 2013
11:41:15 AM (GMT)
Benjamin Robert Collins
1) What gender are you?
"Male, last time I checked... Yep, male."
2) What is your age?
"Twenty-six. Well, depends when you're reading this I guess!"
3) Do you want a hug?
"If you're offering I won't refuse!"
4) Do you have any bad habits?
"I drum on desks. I've been told it's kind of annoying? And bounce my leg or tap my
foot if I'm bored"
5) What is your favorite food?
"I'm a sucker for a good salad, actually... I'm a veggie, so admittedly there's not
6) What is your favorite ice-cream flavor?
"Rum and raisin! Or mint"
7) Are you a virgin?
"I was... once..."
Have you killed anyone?
"Not directly, nope! Unless someone's gone suicidal after reading the crap I write
9) Do you hate anyone?
"Yeah... My aunt's a bit of a bitch, and my 6th form English teacher."
10) Do you have any secrets?
"Everyone has secrets. D'you hear me bugging you for yours?"
11) What is your favorite season?
"Summer or autumn. I love the colours and the inspiration and... Okay now I'm going
12) Who is your best friend(s)?
"I've got a pretty cool mate called Jimmy, but we haven't spoken in a while.
Otherwise, my best friend would probably be.... Ooh, tricky... At risk of insulting
the other guys, David. He's got a Geordie accent, but other than that, he's ace!"
13) What are your hobbies?
"Right, I guess I've got to risk sounding like a romantic now... I'm a poet. Poet
Laureat, actually, for Surrey. Oh my God I sound like an idiot... I enjoy walking in
the country. Bloody hell- Shoot me, please? Don't make me admit this in public!"
14) What is your favorite drink?
"Orange juice. Don't ask why!"
15) When is your birthday?
16) What age did you die?
"Uh... Last time I checked, I was still kicking... Is there something you wanna tell
17) Are you nice or mean?
"I like to think I'm pretty nice! I mean, kicking puppies isn't a habit of mine,
1 Are you social or shy?
"I guess I'm a recluse. Sometimes for long periods, sometimes just short, but it's
mainly when I'm writing. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy being social too, but in small
19) What do you think of your parents?
"Pretty good, I guess? We had our arguments like anyone, and they still wish I'd
become a teacher or something 'reliable', but they're alright!"
20) What's your weakness?
"Guns and fire. Nah, um, I suppose you could say secrets. If someone's a bit
mysterious, I can't really help but be drawn in. Not that I'll want to know what
they're hiding exactly, just that I'm curious..."
21) How long can you stay under water?
"Haven't been swimming in donkey's years, but I suppose not long!"
22) What do you do on a regular daily basis?
"Brush teeth, eat... Sorry, being a smart arse is a habit! Uh, even if it's just a
drabble, I write pretty much constantly. I enjoy the piano, too..."
23) Do you love someone?
"Nah. Who'd take me?!"
24) When was the last time you wet yourself.
"Uh... Didn't really keep tabs on that kinda thing as a kid, sorry!"
25) What's your favorite band?
"I'm a bit sad... I don't really go for modern music, I'm more up for Beatles and
that kind of stuff. Or instrumental."
26) Ever worn a dress?
"Damnit, you got me. At David's bachelor party.... It was horrific."
"Most definately not!"
2 What do you consider fun in the day-time?
"As I said, I dabble on the piano, and I write. I go for walks, and I'll admit to
being a huge child. I love climbing trees."
29) At night?
"I'm pretty fond of sleeping, personally. Or reading. Or stargazing. Jesus, I am a
romantic, aren't I?!"
30) Ever kissed anyone?
"Yeah. None have really made a huge impact, to be honest..."
31) ...Of the same gender?
"Again, David's party. It's a night I'd rather forget."
32) Whats your favorite thing to touch?
"Dead, dried leaves."
33) Does anyone love you?
"It'd be the first I've heard!"
34) Whats your favorite colour?
"Dark/auburn brown, or wooden colours. I know, boring right?!"
35) When was the last time you cried?
"Uh, not recently I don't think..."
36) Do you have a pet?
"A really fat fish. He's useless."
37) What did you name your pet?
"Chips. Get it? No? Well I'm not a damn comedian."
3 Are you crazy?
39) What are you?
"I am a man. I am human. I am a complete romantic, yeah, thanks for making me admit
40) What´s the end of your own story?
"Don't know, don't care, just make it a good'un!"
41) What´s your nickname?
42) Do you consider yourself a happy or a down person?
"Pretty happy I suppose. I've been called 'breezy' before. I don't tend to get too
low, but I just wander around contently!"
43) What animal would you say is most like you?
"Erm... A stick insect? Kinda weird and a bit useless?"
44) What's one thing you'd like to say to your creator?
"Hi..? As long as I'm your favourite, you're mine!"