Saturday, 21 January 2012
05:30:37 AM (GMT)
Fran: [offering Bernard a mysterious object....] Bernard, do you want this? Buy
Bernard: What is it?
Fran: It's a thing.
Bernard: Is it?
Bernard: What does it do?
Fran: [after considering] It's very in.
Bernard: You don't know what it is, do you?
Fran: I-it's very now.
Bernard: What do they want from me? Why can't they leave me alone? I mean, what
do they want from me?
Manny: They want to buy books.
Bernard: Yeah, but why me? Why do they come to me?
Manny: Well, because you sell books.
Bernard: Yeah, I know... but...
Bernard: No one is willing to admit that wine doesn't actually have a taste.
Manny: Of course you can't taste anything, you smoke eighty bajillion cigarettes
a day. What's that you're eating?
Bernard: Some sort of delicious biscuit.
Manny: It's a coaster.
Bernard: Is it? Are there any more?
Manny: You think I should wash my beard?
Bernard: Yes, I think you should wash it. Then you should shave it off, nail it
to a frisbee, and fling it over a rainbow.
I know this is lame but I'm gonna delete it later i was bored