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Saturday, 12 March 2011
08:58:18 PM (GMT)
I’m JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I’m ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I’m IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I’m INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I’m NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a
savage.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I’m CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I’m MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I’m ITALIAN, so my family MUST own a pizzeria.
I’m COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I’m RUSSIAN, so I MUST not care about people’s feelings.
I’m GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I’m BRAZILLIAN, so I MUST be a slut.
I’m PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST rob and do graffiti.
I’m SALVADOREAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I’m BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I’m YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I’m a TEENAGER, so I MUST drink and do drugs.
I am a TEENAGER, so I MUST be out stealing.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRL FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I’m PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virign.
I’m ATHLETIC, so I MUST be stupid.
I’m OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A’S, so I MUST have no social life.
I’m a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.
I’m From HONDURAS, so you are the best!
I’m SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I’m RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I’m an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I’m GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I’m a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
My BOYFRIEND’S OLDER THAN ME, so he MUST only be with me for sex.
I’m NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I’m REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I’m DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I’m a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate
every man on the earth.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I’m a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I’m NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I’m REALLY INTO MY MUSIC, so I MUST be scene.
I’m INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I’m PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don’t wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I’m a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I WEAR GIRL PANTS, so I MUST have no friends.
I like WEARING SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED!

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