You are chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: my name is brittany.
Stranger: asl
You: american sign language? sorry. i'm not deaf. but i do tend to learn a few signs
here and there from children's television.
You: ohhh, you mean you want to know how long i've been breathing, whether or not i
have a vagina, and my address.
Stranger: yah
You: i'm only twelve, and i'm a girl.
Stranger: pics?
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 24
Stranger: does that bother u?
You: not a bit. let me guess, you want to cyber with me, and see pictures of me with
barely any clothing on?
Stranger: yah
Stranger: no clothes
You: I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC and we're doing a story about computer
predators/adults who try to meet teens online for sex. 
You: We have the chat log saved, and the authorities have been contacted.
Stranger: what?
Stranger: i was kidding im only 14
Stranger: please
You: We have traced your IP address already.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



how the fuck did that even work?
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