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Supreme Queen of the WorldCategory: Random Thoughts
Tuesday, 22 June 2010
08:46:33 PM (GMT)
When I become Supreme Queen of the World, these will be my first laws.

(NOTE: None of this is to be taken seriously. I got alot of heat on another site for
laws 5 & 6. -_- Get over it. )



1.) All meals will be replaced with good food.

As in, pop-tarts for breakfast. High is needed sugar! 

Pizza and pop for lunch. Pizza has the four main food groups! Dairy;Cheese,
Meatepperoni/Sausage/Ham,Wheat;Breading, Fruit;Tomato Sauce! (Yes, tomato IS a
fruit....) (and for the wierdos, Veges;Supreme Toppings)And the pop has MORE SUGAR!
>< 

And last but not least, a three-course dinner with Turkey, Spagetti, and Hamburger
Helper! :3 You know how healthy that is. <3 

And for mid-night snackers, MORE SUGAR!!!! <d>

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2.) All Gretchens, Gurtrudes, and Edgers will be eliminated. 

I don't like those names. There for, people with them shall die. We attack at dawn. 

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3.) "Blackboards" will have the names changed to "Drawingboards"

Look, you may not understand, but I think it's racist. I get that "blackboards" are
called "blackboards" for the simple fact it is a board that is black. But isn't that
kinda mean? Ya know, whiteboards are making fun of them for this. If they were called
"drawingboards", no one would be racist saying "blackboards"! Why can't we all get
along? :3 

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4.) FREEDOM! 

WE DON'T NEED NO GOSH DANG PRESIDENT NOR DO WE NEED A CONGRESS! LET'S ALL LIVE IN
FREEDOM WITHOUT ISSUES AND ORDERS! OBAMA IS A MONKEY! FIGHT DA POWA! >< ( no offense
to the Obama supporters) 

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5.) No more Rap, R&B, or anything by Rihanna! 

For the simple fact, I CAN'T STAND IT! 

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6.) ONLY music by Frou Frou/Imogen Heap, Utada Hikaru, Coldplay, Led Zeppelin, Red
Hot Chili Peppers, and anyone else on my playlist. 

THEY ROCK! X3 LISTEN TO THEM! THEY TEACH YOU STUFF! >< 

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7.) Apple pie for all of us!

Here you go. *gives pie* 

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8.) Spiders will be sent to Antarctica to continue life there.

I don't want no gosh dang spiders and crap on my property! I say we capture all
spiders within the world and send them to the inhabited Antarctica. (Yes, that
includes tarantulas, for those retards out there.) If we get rid of spiders, there
will be no more deaths in little kids or a billion "Spider-mans" on your doorstep on
Halloween. No more piles of muck on the bottoms of our shoes, or suprise visits from
a Black Widow on the toilet. See how many problems will be solved? 

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9.) More frogs! :3

Due to the removal of spiders, I say we need more frogs to kill the mosquitoes and
flies that exist on our property and bite us like we were a delicious apple that is
pure and ripe and looks really good to eat so you bite to find out it's rotten and
you run to the sink to spit it out and find you swallowed some of it so you run to
the bathroom to throw up.*gets bazooka* Time to take out the trash. Come my frogs!

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10.) Ghost-less homes 

If your like me, you've seen ghost pictures that are flippen' SCARY. My cousin lives
in a haunted house! There is at least 2 haunted homes in every town. No kidding. Take
a picture, see a ghost, and I scream and have nightmares. Ever heard of "The Faces of
Belmez"? It's so scary I won't dare putting a picture on here. I think we should call
ghost-busters and kick those ghosts butts.

 

 

REFERENCES: I did all the writing and stuff on my own. Credit to Explosm.net for the
racist blackboard idea.

Everything else was by me.
Last edited: 22 June 2010


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