Wednesday, 3 February 2010
03:18:26 PM (GMT)
Me- Well, Edward is a homosexual He basically gets a boner thinking about dick.
Emmett's dick, Jaspers dick even Bella's dick. Oh by the way Bella swan has a dick.
Bev- How do you know? I mean jesus I agree but Bella has a dick and you know? Sounds
Me- Edward showed me a picture-
Maryanna- You porn loving whore! I love you.
Me- I don't care what people do with their cameras! If Edward want's to take pictures
of his girlfriends dick I'm okay with that.
Bev and Maryanna- *laughter*
Me- I'm going to conclud this section of conversation with this statement. No
straight guy sparkles all of the Cullen's are homosexual.
[Everyone around us laughs]
Bev- So basically Jasper and Emmett couldn't give a shit about Rose and Alice.
Me- No when either of them think of Edward it's like -instant boner- Rose and him are
about to kiss and he thinks of his orgy last night with Jasper and Eddie and gets a
boner and rose is all like "ooooh lets take that upstairs" and Emmetts like "No
thanks gotta go hunting" But in his mind he is saying "I gotta go shove my dick up
Eddies sparkly ass, vagina is icky."
Maryanna- Haha, they would so do it in the sun so they could be all sparkly
Me- Yeah... I wonder what that would feel like. I mean it's hard as rock and ice
cold. Basically hypothermia boner all year round.
Bev- dude I'd never, it would be too cold. -laughs-
Me- Yeah I would last about a minute and then be like "Dammit that thing is too cold
get it the fuck away you queer! Go buttfuck emmett instead!"
everyone laughs and the bell rings.
(: I love my friends.
Zach got a stiffy touching my hair. Derek Sang a song called balls on the walls
after Adryanna said balls. Devin stared at me with binoculars while I was reading
out loud in lit circles. Beverly and I watched someone fall on their ass out of no
where. Our teacher handed us tools and was like "Don't cut an artery, you'll die in
2 minutes and there is no way to stop it". Ben gave me a ride on his shoulders on
the way to french.
Last edited: 20 May 2012