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now this is a story all about how my life got turned upsidedownCategory: (general)
Monday, 23 November 2009
03:48:09 AM (GMT)
Do you abide by the 10 second rule with food?
ew no thanks.

Who is the first person who is in your head in the morning?
most likely zach.

So how 'bout those Yankees?
fuck yes,

Have you ever tripped over your own shoelaces?
story of my life.

What is the most disgusting thing you've ever seen?
octopusgirl.org
i think.

Have you ever flipped off a police officer?
nope.

What is your biggest pet peeve?
burps.

Are you keeping any secrets right now?
yup.

Do you like bubbles?
i love them.

Do you have any nervous habits?
i bite my nails or my bottom lip.

Where is your best friend?
zach; at home playing cod.
gabby; at home i think.
vicki; home.
tiffany; mall.

Have you ever done something you swore you'd never do?
yes.

Ever get out of a speeding ticket by crying?
i don't exacgtly have a license yet.

Ever give yourself/someone a dutch oven?
no,
i do not rip ass under the blankets and than trap someone under them.

Do you know what a blumpkin is? If so have you done it?
let's take a trip to urbandictionary.com
one, i do not have a dick.
two, if i had a dick, i would not enjoy getting it sucked while i was shitting.
kthanks.

Have you ever sprayed a drink out of your nose from laughing?
nope.

Have you ever called you new boo ur ex's name?
nope. (:

Do you watch internet porn?
all day every day.

Have you ever waved at somebody that you thought you knew, only to find out that
they were a total stranger?
yup.

Have you ever said yes to an engagement because you felt sorry for the person?
i'm 14.

Do you ever get the urge to pinch a lil kids chubby cheeks?
not really no.

Would you ever lick the top of a bald mans head to shine it?
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA.

How many of your myspace friends have you been intimate with?
one.

Have you ever walked in on your parents having sex?
yes.
fml.

When you and your partner have sex do the neighbors need a cigg afterwards?
;-;

Have you ever walked outside in below zero weather in your undies?
no.

Have you ever given or recieved a swirly?
no.

Have you ever gotten in a fist fight with a family member?
nope.

What is one thing you would never give up?
idek.

What's the largest thing you've ever had thrown at you?
a ball.

Have you ever made faces at some one behind their back?
yup.

Have you ever put straws up your nose to pretend to be a walrus?
chop sticks (;
but not up my nose

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