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Kirti's Mind Theater- me vs. therapist.Category: (general)
Sunday, 27 September 2009
06:04:25 PM (GMT)
I've always kind of wanted a therapist to try the water thing one me. I think I
would have fun out witting them.

Therapist: Now, how would you describe this glass?

Me: That is half a glass of water.

Therapist: Very logical. But is it half full or half empty?

Me: Does it matter? It's not my glass.

Therapist: Suppose I were to give you this glass of water, then.

Me: I suppose I'd have to go fill it the rest of the way.

Therapist: Don't you think the water is good as is?

Me: I wouldn't know. I suppose I could drink it and find out, but then it wouldn't be
a nuetral ammount of water any more, and that would defeat the point of this

Therapist: ... You know, this is supposed to help you grow as a person.

Me: I'm not sensative about my height.

Last edited: 27 September 2009

lunasan says:   27 September 2009   629356  
EPIC mom told me that the siad glass was halfway wih piss, not
and to throw the glass at whoever asked me ^^
Kirti says:   27 September 2009   637749  
Oh lol, nice. I think that was in a movie once, I think.
Fred is the guy who thinks the glass is half empty, and Bob is the one
who... Probably peed in the glass.
tiggerlemon101 says:   27 September 2009   842871  

That just about made my life. 
Kirti says:   28 September 2009   783569  
Glad to hear it!
‹< Dragon-tamer-1995 >› says:   28 September 2009   584462  
Hahaha, nice. xD
IluvTwistedMinds says:   29 September 2009   887112  
lmfao xD
‹ruthie .› says:   29 September 2009   161538  
<3333 awesome XD
‹SqueeneyTodd› says:   30 September 2009   579617  
Pfft. XD
Kirti says:   1 October 2009   356439  
And the best part is, my aunt wants to be a therapist! My dad says I
should send this to her XD.
‹SqueeneyTodd› says:   1 October 2009   685884  
Kirti says:   2 October 2009   139293  
Okay, I will!
‹{Viva}♥La♥{Vida}› says:   19 November 2009   873265  
Nice one, I like it!
Kirti says :   19 November 2009   943671  
I finally got around to sending it to my aunt via facebook yesterday-
she hasn't yet responded. Hrm...


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