Tuesday, 11 August 2009
04:25:39 AM (GMT)
It’s harder than you think.
First of all, What is your name? MEGAN
Spell your name..
Mo Money Mo Problems
Ain't No Rest For The Wicked
..In Disney characters:
..In your friend’s names:
YOU'RE STUCK ON AN ISLAND WITH YOUR TOP 4.
ON THE ISLAND
dun dun dunnn...
Who starts crying and saying theyre too young to die?
Who tries to make a raft out of grass and palm leaves?
Who's chasing a squirrel so they can eat it?
Who helps make the shelter?
Kate, Me& Tes
Who becomes depressed and says that there's no hope?
Who actually tries to think of a plan to get out?
Kate& Tes& Me
Who starts jumping up and down trying to get attention?
Is there alcohol on the island?
FUck no. We found that straight away.
Who's in denial and looking for the hidden camera?
TWO WEEKS LATER
Who gets so bored they're carving equations on a rock for fun?
THREE AND FOUR GO MISSING.
double dun dun dunnn...
Who goes looking for them?
You go searching and find them where?
Stuck up a tree talking to monkeys.
Who goes missing after looking for a good spot to tan?
Which person comes back after two minutes of looking for food because they got
Which person goofs off and does nothing at all?
Who still hunts squirrels even when they get back home?
1.) Your name? Megan.
Is one MAJOIR Blink-182 fan. One who ends up by herself at functions. One who can't
spell for shit. The one who gets told shes pretty but doesn't believe it herself.
one no one knows why she's single .
2.) Your age? 15.
One of the worst ages of being a teenager. You are in the middle and you wind up
with the most problems that age. You are too young to drive without an adult, cannot
go to the prom, and get a part time job like real teenagers. Your head is up your
and one day you are still a kid watching cartoons and another day you'll like to
sex. This is also the age when most teen problems occur such as anorexia and
3.) One of your friends? Alana.
A new breed of dog. Usually has short hair with a stumpy tail. This dog is quite an
ugly one. Obese. Not much of a family dog as this bitch is a biter. Usually stays
with the head female of the pack and gets riden regulary.
4.) What should you be doing? Assignment.
A chance to practice the art of plagiarism.
5.) Favourite color? Blue.
A blonde skater who goes through girls like a pimp. He has a bad haircut and will
flirt with you endlessly until you go out, then he will flirt with you friends. He
will break up with you by getting someone to call you.
6.) Birthplace? Auckland.
The biggest city in New Zealand. By Australian and world standards needs to catch up
in terms of public transport and livability, although I think this is starting to
happen so I am not bitching too much.
7.) Month of your birth? July.
The month where the most amazing girls are born. These girls are hot, sexy, and
incredibly irresistible. Not only do they have an appealing body but they are
intelligent as well. Every girl wants to be born in July.
8.) Last person you talked to? Mother.
A woman who cooks, cleans, and washes her childrens and childrens friends dishes
without complaints. A person who loves unconditionally and never plays favorites.
Someone who gives their children money and car rides and candy without asking any
9.) One of your nicknames? Megs.
Hot sexy and horny girl. Who is need of a good piece of ass! Who is also fun loving
and is a blast to hang with... I would do her.
Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: Megan needs an ass kicking, now!
[ Damn you Google >:O ]
Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: Megan looks like a watermelon and I want to eat her.
[ Wtf? ]
Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: Megan says spread the love.
Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: Megan wants to do a whole movie naked.
Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: Megan does Salad Fingers.
Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: Megan hates myspace.
Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: Megan asks the Ninja how questions he can answer in a single podcast.
Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: Megan goes psycho.
Q: Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search:
A: Megan likes pie.
[ Okay? ]
Q: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
A: Megan eats mouse.
Q: Type in "[your name] wears" in Google search:
A: Megan wears a bikini again.
Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: Megan was arrested for writing bad cheques.
Last edited: 16 March 2010