Monday, 15 June 2009
12:38:26 AM (GMT)
TITLE SAYS IT ALL
I WAS TRYING TO RIDE KIT KATS SKATE BOARD (DONT THINK WRONG)
AND I WAS LIKE WEEEEEE (LOL)
AND THEN POSSUM FACE COMES RUNNING LIKE A SONIC FACE
AND PUSHES ME 5 FEET AWAY FROM THE BOARD
SERIOUSLY LIKE WTF. IDK WHAT THE EFF I DID TO HIM
THEN LIKE I TRIED TO PUSH HIM BACK AND HE ONLY MOVED LIKE A STEP
AND HE LOOKED AT ME LIKE
>.>; "lmao weakling noob bla bluh"
and then like
MY FRIEND GAVE ME A KISS ON MAH NECK AND SHES A GIRL D; IM STRAIGHT OK!! SO IT WAS
and then vincent saw and was skating at the same time and he almost fell in the
ridin it on the sidewalk and he
ALMOST FELL IN THE STREET ABOUT TO GET HIT BY A CAR LOLOLOL.
and me and billy were all
and then so we were going to brianas house
me sam billy and briana
and like we were in the car and we saw kit kat possum face and garrett the farrett
and we were all
"HAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY" AND THEY DIDNT EVEN HEAR US.
i know garrett wouldve turned if he knew cause, hes nice and awsome like that.
and kit kat too.
possum face doesnt need turn hed burn my eyes off.
so at brianas house
we were gonna show sam the scary car commercial where the greeb zombie comes out and
WHEN THE ZOMBIE WAS GONNA COME OUT.
BRIANAS AUNT WAS KNOCKIN ON THE DOOR
AND EVERYONE SCREAMED
omg we all died of laughter after that
then we ate GYOZA .~ sorry you need to know japanese to know that im not explaining.
so yea we were eating it.
then sam couldnt eat it
she said it was nasty
FRICKEN CRAKKA JAKKA. MHM. BUT I STILL ILY<3
and she said it tasted even worse with soy sauce
EVERYONE LIVES BREATHES THAT STUFF ITS SO DAMN GOOD.
AND BILLY KEPT MAD DOGGIN BRIANNAS DADDY LOL.
and so we were in brianas room DOING THE LUCKY STAR DANCE.
BILLY FORCED SAM TO DO IT (DONT THINK WRONG PERVERT!!!~~~)
AND THEN WE WERE WATCHING MY BLOODY VALENTINE (*coughpornocough*)
AND OMG THIS GUYS EYE FELL OUT AND WE JUST DYED LAUGHING
AND IN THE SEX SCENE WE LAUGHED SO HARD
I GOT BRIANAS DOMO DOLL AND RHAPED THE GORRILA DOLL WITH IT
THEN I WAS POKING SAMS BUT YELLING OUT CAT RAPE
and then we all changed to our p.e. shorts and changed out hair
EXCEPT FOR BILLY
and we were at fun night and we thought it was bull shit
BUT THEN WE FOUND OUT 30 MINS LATER IT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED.
well there were more funny moments but this one was unexpected.
SO WE WUZ EATIN OUR HOT DOGS AND POPCORN CHIPS AND SODA
AND MUFASA COMES UP AND SHES WALKING AND BILLY IS LIKE
OH GOD SHES COMMING THIS WAY IM BETTING YOU
AND GUESS WHAT1?!?!!
billy was right,
everyone was like
AWWW HELL NO.
and then possum face sat two benches infront of us
listening to our convos with aiden.
drinking that soda LOL
SO THEN FRICKEN MUFASA WAS TALKING ABOUT GARRETT THE FARRETT (cause she lieks him)
while me and sam were in line for cotton candy
AND BRIANA AND BILLY PRETENDED TO CARE FOR MUFASAS NEEDS.
AND THEN WE WERE IN LINE FOR COTTON CANDY AND BILLY SAID HI TO THE NAPPY ASS HAIOR
AND SHES ALL
"WHUT U NEED MORE MONEY FOR FOOD"
oh hell no.
if i was there and listening,
i wouldve been like my grandma all
"OH HELL NO ITS ABOUT TO BE ON LIKE DONKEY KONG IN A MINUTE" MHMMMM
AND THIS ALL STARTED CAUSE MARGO SAID THAT I SAID THAT BILLY WAS TAKING PEOPLES MUNNY
OK 1. BILLY IS THE BEST FRAND EVER
WHY THE FHUCK WOULD I SAY THAT
WHY WOULD I BE TALKING TO MARGO THAT STUPID RAINBOW WHOREMONKEY FACE
and so nappy ass haired slave was saying hi to billy and billy was like
BETCH DONT FUCKING TALK OK BEFORE I GET SERINA BBQ TO EAT YOU kinda look
AND SO GORRILA FACE TRIED TO TAKE OUR COTTON CANDY
OH HELL NO
I WAS LIKE
UH NO GET UR UGLY ASS BACK IN LINE.
AND SO YEA
AND THEN WE WERE DANCING AND POSSUM FACE PASSED BY
AND WE WERE ALL HI
AND HE JUST SCRATCHED HIS BAWLS
LIKE AS IF SOMETHING WAS THERE LOL
AND SO EVERYONE WAS DANCING
AND ANDREW THE PEDOFILE WAS LOOKING AT US ALL GRINDING ON EACH OTHER
HE WISHED HE WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF IT
IF HE DID EVERYONE WOULDVE LEFT
AND HIS GROUP WITH GORRILA FACE AND NAPPY ASS HAIR SLAVE AND HELGA TWIN WAS THERE'
THEY CANT EVEN DANCE MHM
AND SO YEA
WE WERE ALL DANCNING AND STUFF
AND ALL THAT
AND THEN SAM WON A ORANGE MONKEY
BUT SHE WAS TOO SHY TO GET IT SO BILLY GOT IT LOL BUT HE WAS NICE ENUFF TOO GIVE IT
SO WE WERE JUST HAVING FUN
WHEN IT WAS OVER
WE WENT BACK TO BRIANAS HOUSE FOR 2 HOURS LOL
AND WE JUST DID RANDOM STUFF AND THINGS LIKE THAT
OH DID I TELL YOU MY DAD MADE ME DYE MY HAIR
FRICKEN PAIN IN THE ASS
STAYED UP TILL 2 IN THE MORNING
STRIAGHTENING MY HAIR
YES IT IS WAVY AND I HATE IT.
THATS BASICALLY HOW FRIDAY WENT
Last edited: 21 June 2009