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funny poemsCategory: (general)
Monday, 10 March 2008
04:13:38 PM (GMT)
china chong china man

ching chong china man wanted to milk a cow
ching chong china man didnt know how
ching chong china man pull the wrong tit 
ching chong china man got covered in sh**

jack and jill

jack and jill went up the hill to hav a bit of fun
jack got silly 
and pulled out his willy 
and shoved it up jills bum


if u want to be my lover
sex is 50p
condoms are a fiver 
and its buy 1 get 1 free

after u hav read 1 line say " im a man / woman " depending on ur sex  ( it doesnt
work if u r gay )


. i woke up ................
. i got dressed.................
.got a job.................
. went to work................
.met a lover...............
flirted 4 a bit................
.took him / her home..............
.took him / her to bed................
. we had a shag..............
.she / he whispered in my ear................


now everything i say say " so did michael jackson " kk


went to park.............
played on swings .............
heard ice cream man ........................
bought a ice cream .....................
took it home ..................
sat by fire ................
my ice cream melted ....................
Last edited: 14 March 2008

Comments 
sexybbz13 says:   10 March 2008   111313  
lol matt lol just like you 2 write sumin like that
charmed101 says:   10 March 2008   591494  
that was like fuuny. ha ha ha ha lolz
‹--AsIm'S bAbYgIrL<3--› says:   11 March 2008   962241  
thats funnay
 
dudeno2 says:   14 April 2008   979236  
oh my god
XxthetruthhurtsxX says:   20 April 2008   741958  
lol thats soo funny 
did u come up with that??
dude21 says:   22 April 2008   414815  
oh ye
queenlakarme says :   7 February 2012   814442  
Hello ,
my name is Queen Lakarme, I was impressed when I saw your profile in
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relationship with you , please you can contact me through my mail, 
(queenlakarme24@yahoo.co.uk)
 so that I will send you my picture and tell you more about me.

I will be waiting for your reply as soon as possible.
From your friend,
Queen. 
 
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