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I married a bowl of cereal because the little people told me so...Category: (general)
Saturday, 13 October 2007
04:07:29 PM (GMT)
Pick the month you were born in:

1 - I ate
2 - I married
3 - I shot
4 - I ran naked with
5 - I killed
6 - I smoked with
7 - I murded
8 - I stabbed
9 - I ran shirtless with
10 - I banged
11 - I slept with
12 - I frenched

Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - the kool-aid man
02 - a dog
03 - a teddy bear
04 - a toothbrush
05 - Santa Claus
06 - a homo
07 - Barny the dinosaur
08 - whateva you want
09 - Pete Wentz
10 - a bag of weed
11 - the trojan man
12 - Paris Hilton
13 - my lover
14 - a lesbian
15 - a pickle
16 - a stripper
17 - a shoe
18 - a horse
19 - an orange
20 - a crackhead
21 - a homeless guy
22 - a whore
23 - my crush
24 - a easter egg
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a condom
27 - a bowl of cereal
28 - a french fry
29 - your dealer
30 - a glass of milk
31 - Ur bro or sis

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - Because thats how i roll
Black - because im sexy as hell
Pink - Because the little people told me toRed - because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm good in bed
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs
black&silver-because im a pornstar
other cobinations-because ur desperate

Comments 
_Holly_ says:   13 October 2007   886754  
I slept with an easter egg because thats how I roll! Lol :D
 
‹ShutUpOrIllEatYou› says:   13 October 2007   566984  
Heheh
 
‹.:Claudia:. {♥TheWayWeAre♥}› says:   13 October 2007   342524  
I frenched a stripper because I'm sexy as hell? XD
 
‹ShutUpOrIllEatYou› says:   13 October 2007   998328  
Heh heh... you naughty girl :D
 
jackjack789 says:   13 October 2007   867495  
I Banged A Jar of Honey because Youre Desperate.LOL
 
BubbleWRAP_Princess says:   13 October 2007   172937  
I killed an easter egg because that's how I roll...
VEERRYY interesting..
That poor Easter Egg..
*looks at _Holly_'s comment*
Now I now why I killed it!
It slept with another woman!!
DD:
‹ShutUpOrIllEatYou› says:   13 October 2007   989629  
Hehehe 
That stupid egg... did you push him off a wall? :D
 
_Holly_ says:   14 October 2007   551612  
Lol, sorry bubblewrap for robbing your easter egg :D
 
freestyle13 says :   14 November 2007   196478  
I murdered a glass of milk because youre desprate
 
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