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Friday, 12 October 2007
11:57:18 PM (GMT)
This is a song dedicated to a great friend, Ixceka.
If you are NOT Ixceka, you will probably not get and/or understand this UNLESS you
have both:
 A. watched the movie Chicago or seen the play
 B. played the first two Phoenix Wright games.

(PS: I will be, in the future, making one including females from the 3rd and 4th
games)

So stop reading if you wish.



[EMA]
Bam!
[ADRIAN]
Five!
[MAYA]
Business!
[PEARL]
No way!
[REGINA]
Big Berry!
[MIA]
Edgeworth!

[EMA]
Bam!
[ADRIAN]
Five!
[MAYA]
Business!
[PEARL]
No way!
[REGINA]
Big Berry!
[MIA]
Edgeworth!


[THE JUDGE]
And now the six merry murderesses of the “Detention Center” Jail in their
rendition of "The Phoenix Wright Tango"

[EMA]
Bam!
[ADRIAN]
Five!
[MAYA]
Business!
[PEARL]
No way!
[REGINA]
Big Berry!
[MIA]
Edgeworth! 
(4X)


[ALL]
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it

[REGINA]
I betcha you would have done the same!

[EMA]
Bam!
[ADRIAN]
Five!
[MAYA]
Business!
[PEARL]
No way!
[REGINA]
Big Berry!
[MIA]
Edgeworth!

[EMA (Spoken)]
You know how boys just
Have those little problems
That get you down. Like Marshall.
Jake Marshall liked playing with guns.
No, not play. Shooting! So I came home this one day,
And I am really irritated, and
looking for a little sympathy
and there's Jake, layin'
on the couch, drinkin' out of that 
canteen,
and just... BAM! With that stupid,
fake gun! So, I said to him,
I said, "You shoot that
thing one more time..."
and he did.
So I took his real gun from off the wall,
and I fired two warning shots... 
...into his head!

[ALL]
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have heard it
I betcha you would
Have dome the same!

[ADRIAN (Spoken)]
I met Matt Engarde from
South LA about two years ago
and he told me he was single
and we hit it off right away.
So, we started working together.
He'd go to his job, he'd come home, I'd
fix him a drink, We'd have dinner.
And then I found out,
"Single" he told me?
Single my eye! No,
He wasn’t married.
He just had FIVE GIRLFRIENDS!
One of those “players”, you know. So that
night, when he came home, I fixed him
his drink as usual.
You know, some guys just can't hold
their ‘tomato juice’!

[ALL]
He had it coming
He had it coming
He took a flower 
In its prime
And then he used it
And he abused it
It was a murder
But not a crime!

[MAYA (Spoken)]
Now, I'm standing in the office,
Cuttin’ all those papers for business cards,
minding my own work n’all,
and in storms my boyfriend, Phoenix,
in a jealous rage!
"You been seeing that detective!"
he says. He was crazy!
and he kept screamin',
"you been seeing that detective!"
And then he ran into my knife!
He ran into my knife ten times!

[ALL]
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!

[PEARL (Spoken)]
Iswearididn’tdoititwasatotalaccidentcodyhackinsjustsnuckuponmeandiscreamedreallyloudandranawayandthentwohourslaterhewasfounddeadandiwasarrestedcuz
iwasthatlastonetoseehim!

[MAYA (Spoken)]
Yeah, but did you do it?

[HUNYAK]
NO WAY! Not guilty!

[Regina]
My sister, April May and
I did this double act
and my sweetie, Maxy-kins,
used to perform right after us.
Now, for the last number in our act, 
we did these 20 tricks with the animals in a row
One, two, three, four, five...turns, scissor kicks,
back flips, flip flops, one right after the other.
So this one night before the show we're down at the Big Berry Circus, the three of us
just chilling, havin’ a few laughs and
we ran out of ice, so I go out to get some.
I come back, open the door, and there's April May and
Maxy, doing Number Seventeen, the spread eagle!
Well, I was in such a state of shock, 
I completely blacked out. I can't remember a thing!
It wasn't until later, 
when I noticed blood on my costume
I even knew they were dead!

[REGINA]
They had it coming
[GIRLS]
They had it coming
[REGINA]
They had it coming
[GIRLS]
They had it coming
[REGINA]
They had it coming all along 
[GIRLS]
They had it coming all along 
[REGINA]
I didn't do it
[GIRLS]
She didn't do it
[REGINA]
But if I done it
[GIRLS] 
But if she done it
[REGINA]
How could you tell me that I was wrong?

[REGINA]
They had it coming
[GIRLS]
They had it coming
[REGINA]
They had it coming
[GIRLS]
They had it coming
[REGINA]
They had it coming 
[GIRLS]
They took a flower
[REGINA]
All along
[GIRLS]
In its prime
[REGINA]
I didn't do it 
[GIRLS]
And then they used it
[REGINA]
But if I'd done it,
How could you tell me that I was wrong?

[MIA (Spoken)]
I loved Miles Edgeworth
more than I can possibly say.
He was a real demanding guy...
stoic... a prosecutor.
But he was always trying
to find himself.
He'd go out every night
looking for himself
and on the way
he found Dee, 
Wendy, 
Penny, and Lotta.
I guess you can say we broke
up because of judicial differences.
He saw himself as alive
and I saw him dead!

[ALL]
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum

[Group 1]
They had it comin' 
[Group 2]
They had it comin'
[Group 1]
They had it comin'
[Group 2]
They had it comin'
[Group 1]
They had it comin'
[Group 2]
They had it comin'
[Group 1]
All along
[Group 2]
All along
[Group 1]
'Cause if they used us
[Group 2]
'Cause if they used us
[Group 1]
And they abused us 
[Group 2]
And they abused us 
[ALL]
How could you tell us that we were wrong? 

[Group 1]
He had it coming
[Group 2]
He had it coming
[Group 1]
He only had himself to blame.
[Group 2]
He only had himself to blame.
[Group 1]
If you'd have been there
[Group 2]
If you'd have been there
[Group 1]
If you'd have seen it
[Group 2]
If you'd have seen it
[ALL]
I betcha you would have done the same!

[EMA (Spoken)]
You shoot that thing one more time!
[ADRIAN (spoken)]
Single my eye.
[MAYA (Spoken)]
Ten times!
[PEARL (Spoken)]
Thisissounfaironsomanylevels!
[REGINA (Spoken)]
Number seventeen-the spread eagle.
[MIA (Spoken)]
Judicial differences.

[EMA]
Bam!
[ADRIAN]
Five!
[MAYA]
Business!
[PEARL]
No way!
[REGINA]
Big Berry!
[MIA]
Edgeworth!
Last edited: 19 April 2008

Comments 
gothprincess says:   29 August 2009   385162  
wow kat...
 
Katilix says :   29 August 2009   517292  
Phoenix Wright references all the way ^.^
 

 
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