Wednesday, 6 December 2006
06:02:08 PM (GMT)
this so hilarious
i copied it off myspace don't blame me >
one day there was a boy and his parents
they were fighting
his dad called his mom a "bitch" and his mom called his dad a "bastard"
after they stopped fighting, he asked his mom what bitch was
she said "it's a fancy word for ladies" and then he asked what bastard meant
she said "it's also a fancy word for gentlemen"
he went out and heard his neighbor say
"put your "penis" into my "vagina"!"
he went home and asked what penis and vagina meant
his mom said "penis means hat and vagina means coat"
he went upstairs and his dad was shaving and cut himself
he said "Shit!" he asked his dad what shit meant
he said that it meant he was shaving himself
In the kitchen his mom was cutting the turkey
when she cut herself she said "Fuck!"
he asked his mom what fuck meant
and she said it's a way of cutting a turkey.
when the guests arrived.. he said something that surprised the guests
"Dear BITCHES and BASTARDS. may i take your PENIS and VAGINA?
my mom is in the kitchen FUCKING the turkey and my dad is upstairs
that's not what the little boy meant to say
but oh well !!
this is what he was suppose to say
"Dear ladies and gentlemen. make take your hats and
my mom is in the kitchen cutting the turkey and my dad is upstairs