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Wednesday, 6 December 2006
01:44:23 PM (GMT)
I failed every subject except for algebra.
How did you keep from failing that?
I didn't take algebra!
Teacher: Are you good at math?
Pupil: Yes and no
Teacher: What do you mean?
Pupil: Yes, I'm no good at math!

Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please?
Don't tell me that they haven't found it yet, I remember looking for it when I was a

Teacher: Did you parents help you with these homework problems?
Pupil: No I got them all wrong by myself!

Teacher, I can't solve this problem.
Any five year old should be able to solve this one.
No wonder I can't do it then, I'm nearly ten!

Teacher: What's 2 and 2
Pupil: 4
Teacher: That's good
Pupil: Good ?, that's perfect!

Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4?
Pupil: That's not fair you answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!

Teacher: How much is half of 8
Pupil: Up and down or across?
Teacher: What do you mean?
Pupil: Well,up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six
plus 4?
Class: At once!

Q: If there are ten cats in a boat and one jumps out, how many are left?
A: None, they were all copycats!

bridgie123 says:   6 December 2006   825746  
uhhh kool?
dallas1 says:   6 December 2006   222515  
lol  i  guess
Imurteadybear says:   6 December 2006   266223  
Soycoy12 says:   6 December 2006   971961  
that is really weird
RedThorn22 says:   6 December 2006   894981  
why did u make 1 about math??
dallas1 says:   6 December 2006   661884  
dont know?????
PinkAngel95 says:   10 December 2006   923857  
Do you live in dallas?
dallas1 says:   10 December 2006   391489  
no my dogs name is dallas
angle106 says:   15 December 2006   914112  
do more studyin
loopyloo1995 says:   6 January 2007   773496  
LOL those are funny jokes
‹AFIIQAA! Says heyy.› says:   15 March 2007   523846  
lol!!!! so funny...
‹Jamssy› says:   28 May 2007   719433  
i undersatnd i understand!!!!!!  :laugh:
peillii says:   10 July 2007   489376  
i hate math........
peillii says:   10 July 2007   419842  
and lol
nonniey says:   18 July 2007   462868  
i understand them there really good
chu says:   5 October 2007   585395  
u r goinng to make my head EXPLODEY!!!!
turtlelover says:   8 October 2007   961336  
‹Ninja.Pocky(っ>ω<)っ› says:   29 April 2009   637819  
ROFL!!! Hahahahaha! My fave one is   Teacher: Now class, whatever I
ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is
six plus 4?
Class: At once!

That left me laugh so hard!!!!!!!!! Rofl!!!!!!  Hahahahaha! LOL!!
‹Ninja.Pocky(っ>ω<)っ› says :   29 April 2009   837691  
I told my mom that joke, and she was laughing so hard!


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