Friday, 14 December 2012
11:24:30 PM (GMT)
Seriously, who even reads these? Eh.
RANT AHEAD AWYISS~
So here I am, reading a very very emotional Stony fic (Asgardians like Stony) when I
see ads lined up and asking
begging shh for a 'f*ck buddy'.
Sure, yeah, roleplay. It can lead to the characters cybering.
It's not like we intend to jump on your bones the moment we click on the little Send
Message button on your profile.
Why do people even do that? Ask for someone to wreck their virtual panties?
Wait, I want to answer that with another question. Is it because it's more
exhilirating - because you can improvise on the spot?
Whatever the reason, it has still been bugging me for quite a while.
I understand that the Internet is a place in which you may roam free~ but if you're
aroused to the point in which caressing your genitals isn't working out, go outside
and eat some food. Wear something blue. Read a fic.
Is that so hard?
But if that doesn't work out -and here I thought fics can solve and create problems
at the same time-, then you can message other people who clearly put
I SO HORNII PLZ CYBR WIT MIII
so then you can both be relieved of your 'problems'.
That way a certain Asgardian wouldn't have to be so irritated by it and have to write
a pointless rant.
Is this even a rant?
Too many lines... And most of them consist of just a sentence or two. Come to think
of it, this 'rant' may seem selfish or stupid in a person's eyes as well. But that's
Because you're you.
And you think this rant is stupid.
But that's nOT THE POINT.
Why do people even think of doing it in the first place?
Hold on, don't interrupt my train of thought.
I think it's because of the fact that you don't get STDs or AIDs -or anything, for
that matter- from cybering. Yeah, sure. Who wants to die young anyway? Why not enjoy
life and cyber with a 53 year old man named Billy who claims to have a very long
reproductive organ? Why not?
What irritates me -I only get to the point now?!- is the fact that these people are
so desperate to throw themselves at another person's feet. And they happen to be just
as aroused as they are. Not only that: a handful of them are 13... 12, even. And
that's the horrible part, really.
BITCH YOU SHOULD BE RUNNING FROM BOYS OR DISCOVERING FANFICTION
NOT TRADING PICTURES WITH SOMEONE YOU DON'T KNOW
I TRADE POKEMON CARDS
BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO SEE GYARADOS' VAGINA ANYWHERE
Now, if you'll excuse me -psh, I'm excusing myself anyway-, I have a 12-chapter fic
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