Saturday, 7 January 2012
08:27:33 PM (GMT)
Jeebus Crust is the Crust of Crustianity and the reason we celebrate Crustmas. He is
the son of Gosh and part of the Holy 3-Some (or Ménage à Trois). Jeebus was born to
Bloody Mary, a virgin, by a miracle of the Spirit of Truthiness. The Holy Babble
gives an account of an angel visiting Bloody Mary to tell her that she was chosen to
bare the Son of Gosh. Jeebus is known as the first Ninja. He is also the first to
demonstrate the Ninja stealth ability of turning into a bunny.
Following the teachings of Jeebus Crust has changed my life. Crustianity Heaven is
far better than any other afterlife.
Last edited: 7 January 2012